Police

Many moons ago I had to produce my licence at Sale police station....knocked on the door for ages, nothing. I turned to walk away and 2 coppers came out and said they were shut as it was thier lunch break. I then lectured them on the clearly the best time to commit a robbery as I would have an hours head start on them if I did the job at exactly midday. Didn't go down too well but made me feel better.
 
sutty66 said:
I had to attend Pendleton police station as was on 3 months bail and up today at 3pm, I got there 2:40 rang the phone outside was on it for 20 mins, explained everything, half hour later still stood outside in the rain nothing…. Rang the phone again another 10 mins cos automated I get through spoke again said my bail was 3pm now it’s nearly 4pm… I eventually got a call back from a Sargent saying he’ll be a couple minutes sorting paper work and he’ll be down……. 1 hour and 15 minutes later nothing and 4 more calls on that shit phone outside police station!!!! I rang my solicitor said not waiting outside any longer I’m going was here for 3 hours… my solicitor is putting a complaint in for me but said I could get arrested early hours as breached my terms???!! Any advice..
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For advice on amortisation of your fine you need @Prestwich_Blue
Best and worst case scenario's for both sides, @slbsn
If it's really serious, such as murder, @Chris in London
Something trivial, eg. parking ticket, @gordondaviesmoustache
 
sutty66 said:
I had to attend Pendleton police station as was on 3 months bail and up today at 3pm, I got there 2:40 rang the phone outside was on it for 20 mins, explained everything, half hour later still stood outside in the rain nothing…. Rang the phone again another 10 mins cos automated I get through spoke again said my bail was 3pm now it’s nearly 4pm… I eventually got a call back from a Sargent saying he’ll be a couple minutes sorting paper work and he’ll be down……. 1 hour and 15 minutes later nothing and 4 more calls on that shit phone outside police station!!!! I rang my solicitor said not waiting outside any longer I’m going was here for 3 hours… my solicitor is putting a complaint in for me but said I could get arrested early hours as breached my terms???!! Any advice..
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Buy an umbrella.
 
sutty66 said:
I had to attend Pendleton police station as was on 3 months bail and up today at 3pm,
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you posted this at 3:40 am on wednesday 28th.

you say you are supposed to be at the police station at 3pm today.

either...
you were a day early,
(in which case maybe you should go again today)
or...
you have a time machine
(in which case maybe go back to the past and create a better alibi so that you cannot possibly end up on bail).
 
calumdown said:
you posted this at 3:40 am on wednesday 28th.

you say you are supposed to be at the police station at 3pm today.

either...
you were a day early,
(in which case maybe you should go again today)
or...
you have a time machine
(in which case maybe go back to the past and create a better alibi so that you cannot possibly end up on bail).
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