popular myths and misconceptions

[flb]

That United are the biggest club in the world

That no other club apart from the rags,liverpool have no history

 

[talkativesprout]

The great wall of China can be seen from the moon.

Yep, and I'm not taking the piss on this, "Man Has Landed On The Moon", anyone who knows owt about physics knows that this didn't happen!! Scary should keep it to football, less chance of dying accidentally in a car crash!!

Oh dear so the guys at NASA obviously knew nothing about physics and just by sheer luck got man into space in second place

-- Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:45 am --

Adam Johnson can't get a game at City.

Heard it countless times off morons who seem to have got the impression that we're ruining him by leaving him on the bench.

This was invented after he got injured and it was very strange hearing that when everyone and there uncle knew he was on crutches

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Yep, and I'm not taking the piss on this, "Man Has Landed On The Moon", anyone who knows owt about physics knows that this didn't happen!! Scary should keep it to football, less chance of dying accidentally in a car crash!!

Oh dear so the guys at NASA obviously knew nothing about physics and just by sheer luck got man into space in second place

-- Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:45 am --

Adam Johnson can't get a game at City.

Heard it countless times off morons who seem to have got the impression that we're ruining him by leaving him on the bench.

This was invented after he got injured and it was very strange hearing that when everyone and there uncle knew he was on crutches

I know USSR got there first but i didnt mean in the race for space context!!!

 

[inchy14]

Stevie Coppell had a incurable illness which is why he quit...

According to some on here they think it's an illness. :0)

 

[mancunial]

Ray Wilkins is the life and soul of a party?

 

[Uwe's 80s mullet]

alfonso alves once scored 7 goals in a game

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

alfonso alves once scored 7 goals in a game

He did for Heerenveen in a 9-0 win!!

 

[talkativesprout]

Oh dear so the guys at NASA obviously knew nothing about physics and just by sheer luck got man into space in second place

-- Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:45 am --



This was invented after he got injured and it was very strange hearing that when everyone and there uncle knew he was on crutches

I know USSR got there first but i didnt mean in the race for space context!!!

I know mate, i was being pedantic (light hearted) ;)

 

[the old abbey]

im from stockport even though i was born in ancoats,the next one is fact,all yoonited fans we saw at wembley last week were foreigners,fact.fact.fact.

 

[ono]

City related

Mancini is too negative/holding us back and was only successful in Italy because of the match-fixing scandal.

Lescott isn't any good

Barry isn't any good

We play with 3 defensive midfielders

Yaya is on £220k p/w

Tevez is on £250k p/w

Without Tevez we struggle (despite having a higher win percentage)

Balotelli gave £1000 to a tramp

We have no team spirit

Everyone who joins only comes for the money

We have a poor defense


Other football

Liverpool have spent wisely

United aren't that good (sorry, but they must be....)

Arsenal need a midfield destroyer

Vermaelen is brilliant (anyone remember the notice up in our changing rooms before the game - he has no positional sense and we need to exploit it. 3 of the 4 goals we scored that day were down to him being caught out of position on the counter.

Downing is shit

Blackpool went down playing great football

Tottenham play great attacking football all the time