Pork Scratchings

[Tuearts right boot]

Anyone remember the Kershaw’s blokes walking in the boozer, cockles muscles welks every pub must of had the similar geezer shouting “ have you got any muscles ?
Also pickled eggs ?? No matter how drunk I never tried them , must of had a shelf life of 50 years .

I remember the white coats and, if someone can enlighten me, didn't they become a fashion statement on the Kippax for a short while ?? mid to late 70's ??

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Anyone remember the Kershaw’s blokes walking in the boozer, cockles muscles welks every pub must of had the similar geezer shouting “ have you got any muscles ?
Also pickled eggs ?? No matter how drunk I never tried them , must of had a shelf life of 50 years .

Made the mistake of buying a tray of prawns just before kicking out time in the royal oak in chorlton off one of these blokes about 30 years ago. I was going to have a bad hangover anyway but food poisoning on top was not good. About ten days until I stopped shitting and vomiting long enough to eat.

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

Oddly Cheese and onion Taytos in Ireland come in blue and red packs, in Northern Irelad they are Yellow.

Weird situation but Taytos in the Republic & Taytos in N Ireland are totally separate companies.

 

[A57 the snake]

Made the mistake of buying a tray of prawns just before kicking out time in the royal oak in chorlton off one of these blokes about 30 years ago. I was going to have a bad hangover anyway but food poisoning on top was not good. About ten days until I stopped shitting and vomiting long enough to eat.

Oh dear it was no mistake they’d come in at last orders when we’d had our gallon.

 

[A57 the snake]

The one near us had "I've got crabs" printed on his jacket.

Brilliant

 

[burning blue soul]

I knew, eventually, there'd be a thread on here about pork scratchings. It was inevitable.
What I didn't prepare myself for was the o.p. actually complaining he hasn't got enough of them :/
The world is a crazy place!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

These are pretty good. Last a while too as you can only eat a few at a time!

 

[A57 the snake]

We had a bloke come in to the pubs in town selling that shit, crab sticks, cockles, could there be anything worse after 10 pints, puke.

Thank fook kebab shops saved us !!

 

[bluealf]

Thank fook kebab shops saved us !!

I preferred a 12" pizza tbh but a chicken kebab was acceptable once in a while and back in the day you could swap salad for doner meat, result lol

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Anyone remember the Kershaw’s blokes walking in the boozer, cockles muscles welks every pub must of had the similar geezer shouting “ have you got any muscles ?
Also pickled eggs ?? No matter how drunk I never tried them , must of had a shelf life of 50 years .

Havent seen one of them fellas in years, are they still going?