Positive news about Corona Virus Updates

[remember arthur mann]

Yes and all the money in the world won't help you if the shelves are bare and there is no food to eat. Thankfully I have my trusty .22 rifle and could bag a few pigeons and squirrels

Or bats !!

 

[Phil1]

A note posted thru my letter box yesterday:
Hi, my name is Jean and I live in the neighbourhood. My phone number is 123456. If you want any help, just call.

What a coincidence- her number is the same as all my passwords.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Mr Ewing, you shock me! You must have burned the chain and tyres off your bicycle!

My leccy bike cuts out at 15mph, and isn't allowed on the M1!

 

[Bluemoon dan]

I'm another who's working from home at the moment. I've just been in to my village centre to get some lunch and the bloke in the butty shop said he's been so busy all day. They were actually queuing out of the door when I got there. A lot of the people who would normally jump on the train into Manchester or drive elsewhere are at home now so actually, these little villages that are normally ghost towns during the working week are suddenly going to be much busier!

 

[purplenose]

Tom Hanks is ok, global crisis averted

As long as Morgan Freeman stays healthy there is hope.

 

[Phil1]

Huge positive today when I went to check on my plants and they’re ripe for trimming. I just might get through these next few months unscathed.

 

[paulchapo]

Or bats !!

Fuck that I can't see those buggers in the dark!

 

[Sir peace frog]

all this bollox about positivity ,were all fucking doomed,doomed ill tell the , and a big fuck off to all those selfish twats that have emptied the shelves and fuck everyone else,

 

[Nellies left peg]

Huge positive today when I went to check on my plants and they’re ripe for trimming. I just might get through these next few months unscathed.

What flavour "tomatoes" are they?

 

[purplenose]

And being shot in the buttoks in Vietnam edit
And a broken plane and a busted spaceship

If I were him I would be thinking I was cursed if all those things kept happening to me.