kevin horlocks wand
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I have just had a turd and I managed to have the most perfectly formed stool of optimal consistency that I only needed to use the 1 sheet.
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bluebrickroad
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I have just had a turd and I managed to have the most perfectly formed stool of optimal consistency that I only needed to use the 1 sheet.
Both sides?
And a crossbowYou've more guns than me ha
Nebuchadnezzar
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I have just had a turd and I managed to have the most perfectly formed stool of optimal consistency that I only needed to use the 1 sheet.
That's all well and good but are your shits going to be optimal every day?
Saddleworth2
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At least you didn't refer to yourself as 'Daddy' in that cat conversation. You could still be saved. I note @aguero93:20 has not 'liked' this post.My cat is a small gorgeous she and they fucking terrify her at times. When I first got the chickens, she looked at them, then me with a, who the fuck are these guys, and what are they doing in my crib? Look.
In her defence,s is a top hunter. I spend far too much time chasing her about and saving all sorts of critters. She's such an evil little ****. Treats me like a fucking slave. Purposefully ignores me, like some members on here, but, I don't give a fuck about them, but do I love that little woman, doesn't give a fuck. And I absolutely love that about her.
This happens all the time.
Me: Sam..Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam Darling, Sam, Sam, come here darling, Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam are you going out then not coming over? you little ****.
If 'fuck off' could be captured perfectly in a single look, my cat takes the belt.
sir baconface
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Stockpiling toilet rolls has improved my social life 1000%.
Strangers keep knocking at my door asking to come in for a shit.
Strangers keep knocking at my door asking to come in for a shit.
Big Swifty
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At least you didn't refer to yourself as 'Daddy' in that cat conversation. You could still be saved. I note @aguero93:20 has not 'liked' this post.
Well I like it anyway. Aguero can sod off
Judging by the last few posts there are not many positives.Well I like it anyway. Aguero can sod off
It will kill off the League Cup. So we should keep the trophy for ever.
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aguero93:20
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I'm going to kill his cat.At least you didn't refer to yourself as 'Daddy' in that cat conversation. You could still be saved. I note @aguero93:20 has not 'liked' this post.