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[SkyBlueFlux]

Congrats JOTS, genuinely happy for you as you've always come across as a decent and well-meaning bloke to me.

 

[kaz7]

Looks like baby jots is en route, all being well.

The question is, what the fucking hell do we do next?

Congrats lovely x

Go to your doctor and he will arrange the hospital stuff for you

 

[flyer]

Looks like baby jots is en route, all being well.

The question is, what the fucking hell do we do next?

In all the panic don't forget to order the little City kit and the Scalextric

 

[toby]

What lovely news congratulations jots to you and your lady. All the best for your exciting future xx

 

[DelToro]

Looks like baby jots is en route, all being well.

The question is, what the fucking hell do we do next?

In all the panic don't forget to order the little City kit and the Scalextric

Scalextric is crap.

Takes 3 hours to sets up, works for 12 seconds then the cars fly off at the first bend.

Simply buy your child a PS4 and leave them to it for 18 years.

 

[mad4city]

Congratulations... Would love to be able to have children with my current partner, we just can't afford to.
Good luck

I honestly, sincerely don't want to sound like a smartass but, mate, none of us can afford children. If/ when they arrive, you'll adapt and manage.
Go for it. You'll make do. Everybody else does and we're not all somehow smarter than you.
Congrats to the OP. No idea what caused it, I suppose?

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Looks like baby jots is en route, all being well.

The question is, what the fucking hell do we do next?

Congratulations mate, your life is over.... Or just begun

My lad is 2 years old and a lot of fun although very hard work, wouldn't change it for the world though

 

[york away to this!]

as my dear father always used to say... "the first forty years are the worst"...

 

[billfromthehill]

If it's a boy call him DUG.
If it's a girl call her PRUNEella haha nice one Johnny.