Possible Work Place flirting

So we both were reprimanded by the board members today. Shit is going to hit the fan anytime now. I have already started looking for a job and she is too. Word is that we are probably going to get a warning but who knows.
 
Indaparkside said:
Just been banging the bosses daughter she said oy parkie lick my pussy, play with my tits, finger my bum hole, massage me all over hang on a minute I responded I’m not a fucking octopus
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Reminds me of a time in Poly days, where a morning ‘after’ I was told I was an octopus ... sadly no real recollection of the night before...
 
roy.or.r said:
So we both were reprimanded by the board members today. Shit is going to hit the fan anytime now. I have already started looking for a job and she is too. Word is that we are probably going to get a warning but who knows.
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Have you handed your CV/résumé
into NASA, the CIA and Disney Studios yet?
 
Thorin Oakenshield said:
That would be a bit out of character for me!!

Interestingly I am thinking of texting her today instead. She told me of a movie a week ago, I told her I will watch today and she said she cant wait to talk to me about it. So does she mean " talk about it in work"? Or talk about it through phone?
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Are you serious, Thorin??

Remember when I said to you to just find a reason to text even if you're going to see her in work?

Looks like she decided to grow some balls if you're continuing to clutch your petticoat!
 
Bigga said:
Are you serious, Thorin??

Remember when I said to you to just find a reason to text even if you're going to see her in work?

Looks like she decided to grow some balls if you're continuing to clutch your petticoat!
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So thr good thing is this. It was a series, not a movie. The next day I told her I watchsd 4 episodes and I would finish it that day. She told me to text her when I finished it. Yes she told me to TEXT HER!! So I texted her around 6, she replied around 6:50, I replied straight away but she didn't reply back to that, although she didn't need to I just texted a movie recommendation.

Interestingly when I text her, she had anew profile pic. I complemented her on it, so when she replied back she said "haha thanks!"
 
Thorin Oakenshield said:
So thr good thing is this. It was a series, not a movie. The next day I told her I watchsd 4 episodes and I would finish it that day. She told me to text her when I finished it. Yes she told me to TEXT HER!! So I texted her around 6, she replied around 6:50, I replied straight away but she didn't reply back to that, although she didn't need to I just texted a movie recommendation.

Interestingly when I text her, she had anew profile pic. I complemented her on it, so when she replied back she said "haha thanks!"
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Text her that you’ve met a girl and you’re not sure what to do. Make her jealous.
 
Thorin Oakenshield said:
Nah what is the point in doing that. She wants me to text her, why would I try to stop that
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To make her jealous and bring out her true feelings?

Or try this, if you want to use a different approach:

Tell her that you have decided to do something about improving your appearance and have opted for an arse-face transplant. Ask her what she thinks.

Girls like silly self-deprecating humour and you'll probably get a compliment on at least one of those parts, if not both.
 
DrBlueBob said:
Ha, fun film. That's the one where he names his "chap" Stanley; like the power tool!
Mildly ironic as I don't think Stanley do power tools but hey.
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I have seen both years ago but can't remember that much. Saw the sequel first, I think. Can remember him haggling about their fees with a call girl and him being shocked to find out his daddy was a toilet attendant.

Apparently Stanley do make powertools, probably a reference to the "fat-max" drill. Think this generic Ebay thingy might have been inspired by at reference in the film.

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Fode N The Hole said:
I have seen both years ago but can't remember that much. Saw the sequel first, I think. Can remember him haggling about their fees with a call girl and him being shocked to find out his daddy was a toilet attendant.

Apparently Stanley do make powertools, probably a reference to the "fat-max" drill. Think this generic Ebay thingy might have been inspired by at reference in the film.

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You could well be correct although fat max is relatively recent. Anyhoo my younger puerile mind enjoyed it.
 
Fode N The Hole said:
To make her jealous and bring out her true feelings?

Or try this, if you want to use a different approach:

Tell her that you have decided to do something about improving your appearance and have opted for an arse-face transplant. Ask her what she thinks.

Girls like silly self-deprecating humour and you'll probably get a compliment on at least one of those parts, if not both.
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Does that really work? I mean really? I am not exactly in demand, I doubt another girl would flirt with me anyway
 
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