Possible Work Place flirting

[Kakhaber The Great]

Thorin, why is it every time I read one of your posts I get a picture of Red Dwarf's Dwayne Dibbley in my head?

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Thorin, why is it every time I read one of your posts I get a picture of Red Dwarf's Dwayne Dibbley in my head?

Not a bad comparison to be fair

 

[Dobsy]

I didn't text her........she texted me ;)

Im starting to feel really good. Tomorrow im going to look at the price of condoms! A big step for me

This is a work of art.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Im 33 and had only 2 women in my life. Haven't been with a woman close to 5 years so forgive me for needing a little pep talk

I know its international break and most of the players are away but I'm sure Pep still has things to do other than offer romantic advice.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

This is a work of art.

Unfortunately I am too nervous to text her back. Shared interests include Netflix and walks. Anyone care to give a texting idea based on those topics?

 

[Bigga]

Unfortunately I am too nervous to text her back. Shared interests include Netflix and walks. Anyone care to give a texting idea based on those topics?

You could ask her to try out the new kids thing of 'Netflix and Chill'.

She'll be really curious...

 

[paulchapo]

Let's hope they don't do a rerun of that lady in the lake murder documentary before you arrange the trip.

 

[Barcon]

“Hi I just went to the lake we were talking about. It’s super nice but your presence can make it better. I know we talked about going there but haven’t gotten the chance yet. So would you like to meet me and my daughter next weekend?

The great thing about you is when I look in your eyes and you looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal. Because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is I don't know what I feel except I know what kind of man I want to be. It's as if I have reached the unreachable but wasn’t ready for it.”

She's likely to show up with a strap on if he says owt like that.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Would you like to come round and listen to my Morrissey collection and view my 61 gig tickets (includes the 9 he cancelled)?

If that doesnt work, I dont know what will

Who could possibly resist............ :-)

 

[bluemanchester]

Im 33 and had only 2 women in my life. Haven't been with a woman close to 5 years so forgive me for needing a little pep talk

Well Thorin the only advice I can give to someone who has only had two women in his life and none for five years is, women are alright but they are nothing like the real thing. But with your track record I am sure you know that.