Mad Eyed Screamer
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Strangely quite a few..... No idea why......Who could possibly resist............ :-)
Strangely quite a few..... No idea why......Who could possibly resist............ :-)
It's possibly the bit where you break out the latest shirt that he lobbed into the crowd and start sniffing it.........Strangely quite a few..... No idea why......
Well Thorin the only advice I can give to someone who has only had two women in his life and none for five years is, women are alright but they are nothing like the real thing. But with your track record I am sure you know that.
I might be wrong here and strike me down if I am but I'm fairly sure it's a comedic reference to homo sexuality."Women are allright but they are nothing like the real thing"?
J. Arthur Rank."Women are allright but they are nothing like the real thing"?
I might be wrong here and strike me down if I am but I'm fairly sure it's a comedic reference to homo sexuality.
Wait...are you saying I'm homosexual?
There might be a latent homosexuality in your background. You work out, you're shy and you don't know how to communicate to the opposite sex even on an extremely basic level...
Like you've never done it before.
To some, this may be classed as 'clues'.
There's no shame in discovering yourself, friend.
We support you on BM!
Wow
But what about the fact I like tits?
Men have tits. Well, gynaecomastia.
Kinda the same thing in blokes.
Don't fight the feeling, kid!