Possible Work Place flirting

roy.or.r said:
I was not shy. Its just that I didn't get romantically attached to the 55 year old lady I talked about in my first post here. But this CEO is in a completely different stratosphere and I am glad I nailed her. But we do have a board meeting tomorrow and there is a high chance we might get in trouble.
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You should change your name to Play.or.r.....
 
roy.or.r said:
I was not shy. Its just that I didn't get romantically attached to the 55 year old lady I talked about in my first post here. But this CEO is in a completely different stratosphere and I am glad I nailed her. But we do have a board meeting tomorrow and there is a high chance we might get in trouble.
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The minutes of course will be available on this forum in transcript for our perusal by saturday morning....
 
So, Roy shagged the CEO the first time he took her out, whilst he’s got a missus at home and whilst everywhere is shut due to lockdown and at his firm they’re not working from home or furloughed but having board meetings. This is my brief synopsis. I’m happy to be corrected.
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
So, Roy shagged the CEO the first time he took her out, whilst he’s got a missus at home and whilst everywhere is shut due to lockdown and at his firm they’re not working from home or furloughed but having board meetings. This is my brief synopsis. I’m happy to be corrected.
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Sounds about right but hey, let's not ruin it...
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
So, Roy shagged the CEO the first time he took her out, whilst he’s got a missus at home and whilst everywhere is shut due to lockdown and at his firm they’re not working from home or furloughed but having board meetings. This is my brief synopsis. I’m happy to be corrected.
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I didn't shag the first time I took her out. It was on a 4th date. and where did you get I have a missus? I am not married lol.
 
roy.or.r said:
I didn't shag the first time I took her out. It was on a 4th date. and where did you get I have a missus? I am not married lol.
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Ah, a few pages back you said “I shagged the CEO and the old lady found out about it”!! I thought you were talking about your old lady. It the one from work! My mistake and I apologise. Where have you been taking the CEO on dates what with nowhere being open?
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
Ah, a few pages back you said “I shagged the CEO and the old lady found out about it”!! I thought you were talking about your old lady. It the one from work! My mistake and I apologise. Where have you been taking the CEO on dates what with nowhere being open?
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He’s in the states. They don’t believe in covid and they shag their cousins in the streets.
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
So, Roy shagged the CEO the first time he took her out, whilst he’s got a missus at home and whilst everywhere is shut due to lockdown and at his firm they’re not working from home or furloughed but having board meetings. This is my brief synopsis. I’m happy to be corrected.
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Walter Mitty springs to mind
 
Finally ventured in this thread to see what the fuss is about. I skipped every few pages so many not have this right. But just to recap ...

a young chap named Roy who lives in America , wasn’t sure this 50+ cougar who he works with fancy’s him or not, she’s asked him to dinner a few times and he’s uncomfortable with the situation but Roy is not sure he wants to put his hairy balls up her . Eventually, Roy decides that he just doesn’t fancy her that way so has been putting her off by just being boring and stuff.

Roy of the rovers however has his eyes on the CEO of the office and it’s her he wants to bang the tits off, so he’s done the deed and gone there instead.

but Barbara Streisand isn’t having it and is probably stalking Roy of the rovers and gonna get him sacked.

Interesting stuff.
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
Ah, a few pages back you said “I shagged the CEO and the old lady found out about it”!! I thought you were talking about your old lady. It the one from work! My mistake and I apologise. Where have you been taking the CEO on dates what with nowhere being open?
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He’s in America ffs keep up. Everywhere is open I think because they’ve wiped out Covid already
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
Ah, a few pages back you said “I shagged the CEO and the old lady found out about it”!! I thought you were talking about your old lady. It the one from work! My mistake and I apologise. Where have you been taking the CEO on dates what with nowhere being open?
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I told you the old lady was his mother.
 
BlueHammer85 said:
Finally ventured in this thread to see what the fuss is about. I skipped every few pages so many not have this right. But just to recap ...

a young chap named Roy who lives in America , wasn’t sure this 50+ cougar who he works with fancy’s him or not, she’s asked him to dinner a few times and he’s uncomfortable with the situation but Roy is not sure he wants to put his hairy balls up her . Eventually, Roy decides that he just doesn’t fancy her that way so has been putting her off by just being boring and stuff.

Roy of the rovers however has his eyes on the CEO of the office and it’s her he wants to bang the tits off, so he’s done the deed and gone there instead.

but Barbara Streisand isn’t having it and is probably stalking Roy of the rovers and gonna get him sacked.

Interesting stuff.
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Your understanding is bang on but the correct term is Roy of the Shaggers
 
BlueHammer85 said:
Finally ventured in this thread to see what the fuss is about. I skipped every few pages so many not have this right. But just to recap ...

a young chap named Roy who lives in America , wasn’t sure this 50+ cougar who he works with fancy’s him or not, she’s asked him to dinner a few times and he’s uncomfortable with the situation but Roy is not sure he wants to put his hairy balls up her . Eventually, Roy decides that he just doesn’t fancy her that way so has been putting her off by just being boring and stuff.

Roy of the rovers however has his eyes on the CEO of the office and it’s her he wants to bang the tits off, so he’s done the deed and gone there instead.

but Barbara Streisand isn’t having it and is probably stalking Roy of the rovers and gonna get him sacked.

Interesting stuff.
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BlueHammer85 said:
Finally ventured in this thread to see what the fuss is about. I skipped every few pages so many not have this right. But just to recap ...

a young chap named Roy who lives in America , wasn’t sure this 50+ cougar who he works with fancy’s him or not, she’s asked him to dinner a few times and he’s uncomfortable with the situation but Roy is not sure he wants to put his hairy balls up her . Eventually, Roy decides that he just doesn’t fancy her that way so has been putting her off by just being boring and stuff.

Roy of the rovers however has his eyes on the CEO of the office and it’s her he wants to bang the tits off, so he’s done the deed and gone there instead.

but Barbara Streisand isn’t having it and is probably stalking Roy of the rovers and gonna get him sacked.

Interesting stuff.
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If you can get your ''hairy balls up her'' its probably best avoided. IMHO
 
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