Sara Joy
Do you think that's her real name?
Sara Joy
Please god no……not this againWhat ever happened to the poster who seemed obsessed with his neighbour and wanted to ask her out on a date after she asked for a cup of sugar or something?
For Fu@ks sake…..and were offWow you guys I am honored! Thank you for thinking of me. Unfortunately in regards to the neighbor, I haven't seen or heard from her since she moved out so that is dead in the water.
@RadcliffeRick which thread do you think is fake exactly? My threads were..... " asking my neighbor for coffee" and "a gift of buckfast wine" which I think have both been deleted for some reason but the first was hilarious. Unfortunately both were true I AM that shit with women.
If you are referring to the work place flirting thread I didn't start that but I agree it seems like bullshit, the way he asked for advice about one woman only to reveal he was banging a CEO seemed a little far fetched
@Trautmann's Chiropractor may I asked how and why I came into your thoughts?
Do you think that's her real name?
@Thorin Oakenshield
Have you considered a sex change?
You may be an ugly bloke now, but as a stud lesbian you will have plenty of fanny. You can always replace your cock with a silicone strap-on or packer.
Find one that likes fake grass grazing and you'll be fine, young Thorin; )How would being a lesbian get me the woman I like?
For the slightly naive amongst us, what on earth is a 'packer'...??@Thorin Oakenshield
Have you considered a sex change?
You may be an ugly bloke now, but as a stud lesbian you will have plenty of fanny. You can always replace your cock with a silicone strap-on or packer.
How would being a lesbian get me the woman I like?

If you are talking about one specific woman then it's probably best to move on if you have made advances and they haven't gone anywhere (she's just not into you) or you have taken too long to make the move and any potential interest isn't there anymore. Find someone more interested and spend your time on that person, or play the field until you have progessed enough with one.
In answer to your question:
Butch and Femme.
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Ha!
Pretty sure these two knocked around one of the many clubs I worked for in my time!
The Union, on Canal St, I'm sure!
One of my favourites brawls happened in there. Here's me manning the doors and a few straight lads were let in. My spidey sense goes off and then settles after a few mins. Then I get a call and head inside. A couple gay lads are fronting these guys and before I can get to them it goes off! The gay lads are battering these straight lads and my colleagues pile in with me to break them up.
It went from five lads arguing to like fifteen people throwing punches and glasses being thrown. I get socked in the eye by one of the gay lads trying to aim for his assailant. We end up separating them and booting out the straights.
The door lads said why didn't I kick off with the lad that punched me. I said it wasn't personal, so I let him go and I sported a closed eye all night.
Ah, memories!