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[kaz7]

Nonsense. If you tilt your head in order to lick your right nipple your right ear will be closer to a nipple that your left one. I'm doing it now.

Ewww

pics ?

 

[Kippax77]

The distance between a person's ear lobes is the same distance as that between their nipples.
Heard this a while ago on the radio.

What if you've got 3 nipples?

Asking for an ex girlfriend

 

[Barcon]

I had a basset hound that could do that.
He could lick his balls as well.

Luxury

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I had a basset hound that could do that.
He could lick his balls as well.

I wish I could do that

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I wish I could do that

Why would you want to lick his dogs balls?

 

[Barcon]

I wish I could do that

If you give him a biscuit he might let you.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

there are men who have a vertebrae removed so that they can pleasure themselves with their own mouth.

 

[Barcon]

there are men who have a vertebrae removed so that they can pleasure themselves with their own mouth.

I told you that in confidence ffs.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

the same place (in geneva) that does the vertebrae surgery will also remove a limb so that you can film yourself having sex as an amputee, before they sew it back on. i kid you not. they give you 30 minutes to do it and naturally they provide the fit women.
it isn't cheap and you have to sign summat beforehand.

 

[idahoblues]

I told you that in confidence ffs.

All I can do is lick the side, can’t reach high enough to get over it