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Vulcan pilots were issued with an eye patch to wear if dropping a live nuke in case they saw the flash and it blinded them, they could then take the patch off and fly using their one remaining sighted eye.

Tornado strike units in the 1980s had 12 jets, each able to carry two tactical nukes. But only 18 nukes were issued to each unit because the top brass reckoned one third of our jets and crews would be lost on the first day of conflict with the Warsaw Pact before it even escalated to nuclear.
Bit of a long shot to hope the right third got taken out? ;-)
 
We had three banks in Littleborough - now we have none. Mrs Ewing and I rode to Toddy or Shaw to present the credit card bill for payment as it was a nicer ride than the one into Rochdale. Then the bastards closed the Shaw 'n Toddy branches.
Can't you just pay it online rather than spend half a day driving there ?
Petrol is expensive you know :)
 
I've been on Concord, on Elvis Presleys plane and stuck a 15 th Sale boy scout jamboree sticker on the railings of 10 Downing st. So there....
Whilst at 10 downing Street I was stood next to somebody who is an A lister, known world wide and was never off our screens morning, noon and night......
The one....
The only......






Sian Lloyd :)
 
Whilst at 10 downing Street I was stood next to somebody who is an A lister, known world wide and was never off our screens morning, noon and night......
The one....
The only......






Sian Lloyd :)
Oh woooopeee doooo. I stood next to Stuart Hall, on the pitch at Maine Rd and I didn't feel a thing.
 
Rode, Bill. Yer can ride on a bike! We were part of the 'footfall' whose inadequacy led to branch closures, and we have the benefit of the cycle ride - and a cafe in the vicinity!
You have to remember that @Bill Walker is an hozzie, the nearest bank is also the bar, local store and flying doctor. It is 2 days away it is like idaho but more barren
 
While flying on Concorde to an important meeting with Potus (we ITKs call him that) I joined the mile high club by having sex with Kylie.
At the meeting, I agreed with Bill (POTUS) a plan to take out Osama and defeat Al Qaeda.
Came back on Britannia and debriefed No.10 before going on to invent the fast acting magnatron.
 

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