EL APACHE TEVEZ
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You payingI can take you to water... sadly I can't make you drink.
You payingI can take you to water... sadly I can't make you drink.
Could you substitute the bike with an ostrich?If you rode a bicycle in a straight, vertical line at an average speed of 30mph for three hours, you'd get to space.
No. Ostriches can't breath in space.Could you substitute the bike with an ostrich?
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No planes over Manchester right now.
REALITY?? Nah, fuck that.couldn't you just looked out the window ?
There's a lot of jealousy on hereOk, Iam all for posting shit but this is 14 pages long. That daft fucker in Oz is now thinking he has done a great thread.
For the love that is all holy bejeebus etc, can we please stop posting on here,
This is indeed interesting. When I was in Cuba I noticed that there was a lot of limbs missing and joked that somewhere there was a cupboard full of arms from people waking up with munters and gnawing their arm off in order to get away.
In Vanuatu in the south pacific you can buy a pair of shoes, or just one of the pair.
When I questioned why this was, I was told there's many one legged people there due to Polio.
They had no vaccine.
I often relate this to anti-vax conspiracy theorists.
Thank you Jeffrey Dahmer.The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body.
That can’t beeIt takes 12 bees a lifetime to produce a teaspoon of honey.
They don’t even know what a teaspoon is. i‘m calling bollocks on that.That can’t bee
Ssssh.Would that be the same song as 'When the Levee breaks' by Kansas Joe McCoy and Memphis Minnie in 1929