andyhinch
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Hamann Pineapple
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The half-life with which uranium 238 decays to form lead is 4.46 billion years. Would you Adam & Eve it ?
Now i am split here, I have a pond, if my neighbour climbed over my fence and dangled his bollocks in it, without asking, I would be outraged.....An underrated activity
BUT in this current heatwave and the fact I am a sexual deviant, the thought of dangling my bollocks in someone else's pond........
andyhinch
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One of my mates years ago gave me the idea, that was in a cool stream walking the fells, prefer my adaptationNow i am split here, I have a pond, if my neighbour climbed over my fence and dangled his bollocks in it, without asking, I would be outraged.....
BUT in this current heatwave and the fact I am a sexual deviant, the thought of dangling my bollocks in someone else's pond........
Stoned Rose
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They don't blush for sure, but I swear a dog can look embarrassed in certain circumstances.
Defo.
On one of my runs the other day there was a dog proper struggling to curl a dump out in that mad crouch position they do as I passed it on my loop.
Looped back about 6/7 minutes later and the poor **** was still there trying to force one out.
Looked embarrassed as fuck.
The freezing point of saline solution is lower than that of water.Is that in need of proof reading?
Stoned Rose
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The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body.
Still wouldn't stop me taking a machete to Rooney's neck.
Well how would you like it if joggers were running past you all judgemental when you were trying to have a shit?Defo.
On one of my runs the other day there was a dog proper struggling to curl a dump out in that mad crouch position they do as I passed it on my loop.
Looped back about 6/7 minutes later and the poor **** was still there trying to force one out.
Looked embarrassed as fuck.
Stoned Rose
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Well how would you like it if joggers were running past you all judgemental when you were trying to have a shit?
I felt that tight on the dog I decided not to loop round past it again just so I didn't have to put him/her through the indignity of the whole thing again.
It's probably still there now the poor mite.
Fucking hell i'm laughing more than I should at this.I felt that tight on the dog I decided not to loop round past it again just so I didn't have to put him/her through the indignity of the whole thing again.
It's probably still there now the poor mite.
Make sure you give it a knowing wink and a thumbs up next time you see it.