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andyhinch said:
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Now i am split here, I have a pond, if my neighbour climbed over my fence and dangled his bollocks in it, without asking, I would be outraged.....
BUT in this current heatwave and the fact I am a sexual deviant, the thought of dangling my bollocks in someone else's pond........
 
Blue Mist said:
Now i am split here, I have a pond, if my neighbour climbed over my fence and dangled his bollocks in it, without asking, I would be outraged.....
BUT in this current heatwave and the fact I am a sexual deviant, the thought of dangling my bollocks in someone else's pond........
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One of my mates years ago gave me the idea, that was in a cool stream walking the fells, prefer my adaptation
 
Lovebitesandeveryfing said:
They don't blush for sure, but I swear a dog can look embarrassed in certain circumstances.
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Defo.

On one of my runs the other day there was a dog proper struggling to curl a dump out in that mad crouch position they do as I passed it on my loop.

Looped back about 6/7 minutes later and the poor **** was still there trying to force one out.

Looked embarrassed as fuck.
 
Stoned Rose said:
Defo.

On one of my runs the other day there was a dog proper struggling to curl a dump out in that mad crouch position they do as I passed it on my loop.

Looped back about 6/7 minutes later and the poor **** was still there trying to force one out.

Looked embarrassed as fuck.
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Well how would you like it if joggers were running past you all judgemental when you were trying to have a shit?
 
crublue1 said:
Well how would you like it if joggers were running past you all judgemental when you were trying to have a shit?
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I felt that tight on the dog I decided not to loop round past it again just so I didn't have to put him/her through the indignity of the whole thing again.

It's probably still there now the poor mite.
 
Stoned Rose said:
I felt that tight on the dog I decided not to loop round past it again just so I didn't have to put him/her through the indignity of the whole thing again.

It's probably still there now the poor mite.
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Fucking hell i'm laughing more than I should at this.
Make sure you give it a knowing wink and a thumbs up next time you see it.
 
Stoned Rose said:
Defo.

On one of my runs the other day there was a dog proper struggling to curl a dump out in that mad crouch position they do as I passed it on my loop.

Looped back about 6/7 minutes later and the poor **** was still there trying to force one out.

Looked embarrassed as fuck.
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They can often look embarrassed when they know they're doing something forbidden, and they get caught in the act by their master. You don't even need to bawl them out. They just look at you, as if to say, “Yep, it's a fair cop”.
A cat'll just stare you down. It knows it's done something wrong, but it's just a “Fuck you” look.
 
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Blue Mist said:
Now i am split here, I have a pond, if my neighbour climbed over my fence and dangled his bollocks in it, without asking, I would be outraged.....
BUT in this current heatwave and the fact I am a sexual deviant, the thought of dangling my bollocks in someone else's pond........
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You're more than welcome to come and dangle your bollocks in my pond. It's a bit overgrown at the moment so if you wouldn't mind just trimming the lilies as a good will gesture, that would be much appreciated.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
You're more than welcome to come and dangle your bollocks in my pond. It's a bit overgrown at the moment so if you wouldn't mind just trimming the lilies as a good will gesture, that would be much appreciated.
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Is this a euphemism for sex?
Hey mister, will you dangle your bollocks in my pond?
Yes, but I'll have to trim your lillies first.
 
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