If you’d invested £1,000 in Delta Air Lines shares eight years ago, you’d have £49 today.
If you’d invested £1,000 in AIG shares seven years ago, you’d have £33 today.
If you’d invested £1,000 in Lehman Brothers shares eleven years ago, you’d have nothing today.
If you’d invested £1,000 in Northern Rock shares nine years ago, you’d also have nothing today.
But if you’d spent £1,000 on beer at Tesco a year ago, drunk it all, and then taken the aluminium cans to the scrapyard, you’d have got back £214.
Based on that, the best current investment strategy appears to be drinking heavily and recycling.
A recent study found that the average person walks around 900 miles a year.
Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be a piss-head.