I pissed in my friends shoes at a house party and put them in the freezer when he fell asleep in a chair and left. He claimed they were frozen solid the next day when he woke up and had to go home barefooted. He was somewhat miffed down the pub the next day.
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NantwichBlue
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A very good friend of mine is a scouser...
Blue and true
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I'm a 36 year old man and Abba are probably my favourite band.
idahoblues
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He was at your houseGoing to the fridge in your house is not buying a round.
r.soleofsalford
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Me & the wife agreed many years ago that if our soon to be born child was a boy she’d get to give him his name, if it was a girl then I’d get seniority. Anyways, turns out he was a boy…..and she named him ‘Rio’ I was livid and called him by his middle name for years, he’s 18 now and won’t have his name spoken at City games, but does have it on his season card, obviously never had his name on a shirt growing up or ever understood why she did it, but yeah…forgive me fellow blues
It’s not too late to divorce her
flook
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Ban pleaseA very good friend of mine is a scouser...
Tuearts right boot
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# 1....After the first wife and me decided to go our separate ways a woman from upstairs in our office block ( it had numerous small businesses in there ) asked me if she could ' borrow me and a van ' to help her move some stuff....I duly accepted and to my surprise and delight no monetary payment was made......I should say at this point that the wife and I were still living together and all this felt a bit weird but hey ho. The other woman in question later mentioned if I knew of anyone with a garden rotovator to level her lawn etc. " as a matter of fact I do " I said..." leave it to me " again I presumed that no monetary payment would be forth coming. I went straight round to the soon to be ex father in laws and borrowed his, making up some futile excuse. The garden was rotovated and non monetary payment was duly and appreciatively accepted.
#2 ... While I was still with wife No 1 my best mate was caught messing about with a woman from his place of work and his wife threw him out, he ended up living in a small flat for a while. I called round most nights just see how he was going, coming out for a pint etc etc. One day he asked me to go round to his wife to pick up some things and I duly obliged. When I got round she immeadiatly came on strong and made her intentions perfectly clear...as soon as i knew what was going on I put a stop to it as it was obvious she wanted to score some points off me and use them against her hubby, my best mate...I said nothing after that and presumably nor did she, this was 30 years ago and all is well with them now. However she was and still is best mates with my now wife and neither parties are still any the wiser.
Hope she doesn't read this..........
#2 ... While I was still with wife No 1 my best mate was caught messing about with a woman from his place of work and his wife threw him out, he ended up living in a small flat for a while. I called round most nights just see how he was going, coming out for a pint etc etc. One day he asked me to go round to his wife to pick up some things and I duly obliged. When I got round she immeadiatly came on strong and made her intentions perfectly clear...as soon as i knew what was going on I put a stop to it as it was obvious she wanted to score some points off me and use them against her hubby, my best mate...I said nothing after that and presumably nor did she, this was 30 years ago and all is well with them now. However she was and still is best mates with my now wife and neither parties are still any the wiser.
Hope she doesn't read this..........
Tuearts right boot
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Fucking weirdo.I'm a 36 year old man and Abba are probably my favourite band.
Blue and true
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I know mate. Promise me you won't tell anyone.Fucking weirdo.