Cellarite
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- 12 Jan 2010
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Do's -
Have a gander at the clocks in the town centre,
Look for smaller bars where they will be extremely hospitable and the beer and food will be much cheaper,
Visit Sparta's ground. You'll be gutted for years if you stay in the pub and don't make the effort to have a look.
Do not's -
Chase any German student girls down a hostel corridor barking like a dog,
Take a girl back to the hostel, use the room next door because your mate is using your room but actually is asleep whilst the girl he's took back rifles through your bags and steals your passport,
Kick a door in at the hostel when you realise it's your own fault you won't be on the scheduled flight back to England,
Stand by whilst your mate continuously interrupts a pianist in a swanky local bar,
Fall asleep in a nightclub giving your friends the chance to scarper and leave you wondering where the fuck you are when you wake up,
Wander the streets drinking until the cleaners open up McDonald's and then ask them if you can have a kip upstairs until opening time,
Get so drunk that you don't realise that the girl you are chatting up at the bar so effortlessly will actually require payment later.
Have a gander at the clocks in the town centre,
Look for smaller bars where they will be extremely hospitable and the beer and food will be much cheaper,
Visit Sparta's ground. You'll be gutted for years if you stay in the pub and don't make the effort to have a look.
Do not's -
Chase any German student girls down a hostel corridor barking like a dog,
Take a girl back to the hostel, use the room next door because your mate is using your room but actually is asleep whilst the girl he's took back rifles through your bags and steals your passport,
Kick a door in at the hostel when you realise it's your own fault you won't be on the scheduled flight back to England,
Stand by whilst your mate continuously interrupts a pianist in a swanky local bar,
Fall asleep in a nightclub giving your friends the chance to scarper and leave you wondering where the fuck you are when you wake up,
Wander the streets drinking until the cleaners open up McDonald's and then ask them if you can have a kip upstairs until opening time,
Get so drunk that you don't realise that the girl you are chatting up at the bar so effortlessly will actually require payment later.
