Pre-match things you'd like to see

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Mario doing the Haka. That's freak out the opposition.

 

[adrianr]

Natalie Pike in heels and a bikini holding a number 1 board for the first half.

 

[bluechris11]

Natalie Pike in heels and a bikini holding a number 1 board for the first half.

Spot on.

 

[MC ID]

Apart from the above Natalie pike idea which sounds wonderful I want pyrotechnics! Haha I want the etihad to make the Napoli displays look like a kid with a match

 

[The Pink Panther]

Half an hour of birching chavs and scrotes

 

[SkyBlueCanuck]

Natalie Pike in heels and a bikini holding a number 1 board for the first half.

you just made me go google Natalie Pike. thank you, sir.

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Damocles and Didsbury Dave having a fight on the centre circle.

 

[bluechris11]

Damocles and Didsbury Dave having a fight on the centre circle.

And Natalie Pike with a board?

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Damocles and Didsbury Dave having a fight on the centre circle.

And Natalie Pike with a board?

Goes without saying.

 

[Laurent Charvet]

Damocles and Didsbury Dave having a fight on the centre circle.

A fight to the death?