Predict tomorrow's Sunday papers Bollocks!

TTTCITYBHOY said:
"POOR POOR CITY ONLY 3-0"
"SAMARAS IN WIN A TACKLE SHOCKER"
"AGUERO SNUBBED"
"AGUERO,I WANT TO GO HOME"
"MANCINI'S LONG HAIR DISGRACE"
"TEVEZ,THAT BASTARD KUN HAS STOLEN MY THUNDER"
"WEISS IN,OH THOSE AWFUL NASTY CELTIC FANS" ;)
"CITY FAN BETS SON OF A CAT @ 18/1"

Choose any ye like.

(i thought the NOTW had folded)


LMFAO
 
"Balotelli yawns as £400m City scrape past part-timers"
"Aguero, Balotelli, Silva, Hart, Kompany and de Jong all hand in transfer request after being benched for youth players"
"Bayern Munich CEO reiterates comment that Man City could be banned"
"Manchester City ruining football as boss Mancini snubs youth product Shaun Wright-Phillips"
 
"You're not my real Dad"

Andrea Mancini talks exclusively to us about being snubbed in yesterdays closely fought contest and fears that he didn't receive alleged father Roberto's footballing skills.
 
Agadoooooooooooooo!

New sensation Aguero claims he has a secret liking for Black Lace!
 
AGUERO IN I WANT TO QUIT CITY SHOCKER

Stunning news from the Etihad Stadium today as Sergio 'Kun' Aguero has handed in a shock transfer request at moneybags Manchester City.

Aguero is digusted that after borrowing beleagured boss Roberto Mancini's boots, he found he had contracted athletes foot.

The richest club in the world has let Aguero go back to Argentina for treatment on the club record signings troubled foot, and he has been given permission to return by the end of December, ready for the January transfer window.

Sheik Mansour personally flew in and let Aguero use his private jet for the urgent trip.
 
AGUERO DEMANDS TRANSFER

£90m striker not happy about constantly being on the bench and has demanded showdown talks with Mancini over possible istree and trophies move to Liverpool.
 

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