Predict Wednesdays headlines

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Super City Go Ballistic Messi Was Atrocious

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Manchester United have 900 million warchest for summer signings

Small column at the bottom

City edge Barcelona 3-0 in the 1st leg.

I was thinking in a similar vein.

VAN PERSIE GOES OFF STRIKE AT FATSCOUSEGIT'S £300K.

 

[aguero93:20]

PSG trounce Bayer Leverkusen 1-0
Mourinho passes on wisdom to journos
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FFP cheats scrape past Barca 6-0

 

[CITY FOR LIFE]

Storm warning 'they have arrived' City 4-0

 

[alfabianchi]

Clash of the BITE-uns!

Shamed City Defender, Martin Demichelis, 53, was sent off in the first 5 minutes of the CL clash with the Catalans after sinking his teeth into the leg of Lionel Messi. The Barcelona talisman was later brought off suffering from the early onset of rabies. He is said to be totally fucked for the 2nd leg at the Nu Camp.

 

[dannyboiblue]

Plucky city edge Barcelona with a slender first leg 6-0 win.... in other news MANCHESTER UNITED have sorted out wayne Rooneys contract with the player taking a 50% pay cut to play the rest of his career with wee davey who he sees as a father figure!

 

[zeddie]

BARCA-MOANAS! (with a pic of barca players moaning at the ref after their 5-0 first leg defeat)

 

[ohfk]

CORKY SHAGS LANDLADY
Morality is the loser as city fan plumbs new depths in backdoor smashing exclusive

Barca in the shit as city go 3 up... Barca boss says it was only one!

 

[Dave S]

Clash of the BITE-uns!

Shamed City Defender, Martin Demichelis, 53, was sent off in the first 5 minutes of the CL clash with the Catalans after sinking his teeth into the leg of Lionel Messi. The Barcelona talisman was later brought off suffering from the early onset of rabies. He is said to be totally fucked for the 2nd leg at the Nu Camp.

:0)

-- Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:05 pm --

'Barca Battered By Brilliant Blues!'

 

[jay_mcfc]

City lucky in 44-0 win as Barcelona have 96 goals ruled out for offside.