Everton 16 City 0
Each Everton player will score a penalty-Walton will allow 5 subs
1st penn against Hart sent off for handball within his area first time he catches the ball
The other 15 awarded for City players breaking wind in the direction of an Everton player
Silva will be sent off for walking in an agresive manner
Aquero have both legs cut off by an Everton player with a chain saw but Walton will give a yellow card so FA cannot review as the ref dealt with it
City will be denied 27 penalities as Walton-did not see it-only used one hand-the City player headed the defenders boot-he's a nice guy and didnt mean it-was wearing a blue shirt but was Royal Blue, etc etc etc
You make think i'm joking but we'll see after the game