The UK will be a socialist people's federal republic. William Reece-Mogg, president.
80,000 ppl will be in people's re-education centres for the crime of not being woke.
Hipsters will still eat cornflakes, like the children they are.
The EU will be renamed Francogermania.
The Irish will still be arguing.
Turkey will be overrun by refugees; Syria will be empty, save for bands of Isis warriors killing each other to please Allah.
Trump will be tweeting from prison.
We will have an insect based diet: there will be a shortage of grasshoppers.
Everybody will be called " Duh" so as not to offend the 500 recognized genders.
Phil Foden will have 100 England caps.
City will be champions again and again and again; Liverpool will be relegated due to VAR.
Manyoo will be relegated for being, well, er, rags.
Cas and UEFA will announce that City's FFP case will be settled soon.
Senor Teabag will be dead and so will I.