He definitely writes a lot of his "poetic" stuff beforehand.I always get this cringy pseudo-intellectual vibe from him. You ain't Tennyson mate, and this ain't the World's Fair. It's Fulham v Burnley.
Some people online seem to love it though, so he has his audience.
Maybe he will use his cellphone….gettitUli Hoeness will be checking the time on his undeclared gold watch he never paid duty on.
Bayern van persie move. Trying to get one last title with an aging forward…didn’t work and arry will be at the rags next season as he is homesick for London.Poor Harry Kane hahahaha