Sky will be collectively wanking themselves into a frenzy on scum v dippers today. It will be viagra all round and a new rabbit with fresh batteries for Kelly Dogleash . rednev will be groaning and trying to influence var as usual, and spitty will go so high pitched in his coms only dolphins will hear him as they mass in the Mersey looking for their pod leader. Tront will be elevated to beyond god status as he plays football to a level that is beyond us mere mortals comprehension, but not beyond rednev and spittys vast knowledge of how the game is played . Bruno penandez will be, oh hang on he decided the game was to big for him and took the easy way out by getting a soft yellow .What a man what a player what a captain !!! The whole world nay the whole universe will stop at 1630 as two of footballs greatest Franchises meet head to head and its Liiiiiiiiiiive to coin a phrase .