Premier League Games 18/19 March

[cookster]

Conceding a goal like that is as bad as it gets. Certain to go down.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I wonder what our matchday thread would be like if one of our strikers ran into as many blind alleys & failed to hit a bull's arse with a banjo as often as Rufus has today.

 

[Don Karleone]

Utter shite

 

[cookster]

I wonder what our matchday thread would be like if one of our strikers ran into as many blind alleys & failed to hit a bull's arse with a banjo as often as Rufus has today.

BBC agree "Marcus Rashford is having a 'mare with his final ball. He collects on the right but fires a terrible cross (shot?) high and wide."

Bound to score now, lol

 

[city saint]

I thought boro had scored as I was in the kitchen making a brew when I heard a huge roar from the commentator so thinking boro had scored I came back in to hear some proper masterbating

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

I wonder what our matchday thread would be like if one of our strikers ran into as many blind alleys & failed to hit a bull's arse with a banjo as often as Rufus has today.

But our match day thread is full of utter muppets, so why make the point?

 

[Armaan]

Is this boro team the slowest of all time?

 

[chaddblue]

Is this the slowest ever defence in the PL?

 

[RayCTID]

Too little too late with the Boro subs.

 

[pudge]

I wonder what our matchday thread would be like if one of our strikers ran into as many blind alleys & failed to hit a bull's arse with a banjo as often as Rufus has today.

Probably a dozen posts calling him 'shit' and another 100 posts calling those who say they're shit 'rag ****s'.