Well, you know, it's a funny thing. I thought in recent seasons I'd come to hate the dippers as much as the rags, possibly even a bit more. With this scenario bringing things sharply into focus… well, I realise I don't! I realise that in fact I'd laugh like a fucking drain if the dippers overtook them and pushed them out of the top four.
It is scientifically established, more certain than global warming, that that lot from Trafford get reffed differently, especially when they're at their own place. And I am utterly, utterly sick of it.