Premier League (midweek) Games 2/3/4 April '24

[TinFoilHat]

Martin Tyler on the international feed sounding miserable as fuck.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Why does Savage sound like he’s blowing his load? Use your bloody words!!!!!

You’ve answered your own question!

 

[Claytop]

When’s Phillips coming on?

 

[TinFoilHat]

When’s Phillips coming on?

When you hear 80,000 Cockerneees boo.

 

[dadnlad]

OOOOOooooooooohh
oh wrong commentary team

 

[domalino]

Reckon the owners were planning on doing better this season, he’ll be replaced definitely

Howe will be fine. They just dropped 2 points because Howe is having to play Paul Dummett, a man who wasn’t good enough to start for Newcastle when they got relegated.

They have had the worst injury crisis in the league, and the owners know that better than anyone.

Tonali - Banned for the season.
Barnes - Missed 31 games injured.
Pope - 27 games missed still injured.
Botman - 28 games injured.
Lascelles - Just did his ACL.
Target - 25 games injured.
Joelinton - 32 games injured so far.
Willock - 30 games injured so far.
Wilson - 24 games injured.
Almiron - 7 games out (and the rest of the season)
Livramento - 10 games out (and the rest of the season)

That’s 9 or 10 of their starting XI out for the majority of the season. Howe is doing really well to still be in with a chance of Europe and in the Europa League.

No one sums up their season better than Elliot Anderson, 21 year old who had a breakout run because of the injuries in midfield, nailed down a starting spot and then immediately got injured for 4 months/ 25 games.


On top of all that, this is a terrible time to change managers. Barcelona, Liverpool, United and Bayern are all looking for new managers and will get their pick of the best before Newcastle.

 

[hertsblue]

The funny thing when West Ham get a corner is the expectation and excitement of the crowd where when we get one we usually go for a toilet break or grab a drink as we know we won’t miss anything :)-

 

[cookster]

The funny thing when West Ham get a corner is the expectation and excitement of the crowd where when we get one we usually go for a toilet break or grab a drink as we know we won’t miss anything :)-

The odd breakaway goal for the opposition?

 

[dadnlad]

The funny thing when West Ham get a corner is the expectation and excitement of the crowd where when we get one we usually go for a toilet break or grab a drink as we know we won’t miss anything :)-

what do you do when we get a throw in
were even worse and that takes some doing

 

[Claytop]

Howe will be fine. They just dropped 2 points because Howe is having to play Paul Dummett, a man who wasn’t good enough to start for Newcastle when they got relegated.

They have had the worst injury crisis in the league, and the owners know that better than anyone.

Tonali - Banned for the season.
Barnes - Missed 31 games injured.
Pope - 27 games missed still injured.
Botman - 28 games injured.
Lascelles - Just did his ACL.
Target - 25 games injured.
Joelinton - 32 games injured so far.
Willock - 30 games injured so far.
Wilson - 24 games injured.
Almiron - 7 games out (and the rest of the season)
Livramento - 10 games out (and the rest of the season)

That’s 9 or 10 of their starting XI out for the majority of the season. Howe is doing really well to still be in with a chance of Europe and in the Europa League.

No one sums up their season better than Elliot Anderson, 21 year old who had a breakout run because of the injuries in midfield, nailed down a starting spot and then immediately got injured for 4 months/ 25 games.


On top of all that, this is a terrible time to change managers. Barcelona, Liverpool, United and Bayern are all looking for new managers and will get their pick of the best before Newcastle.

Maybe Howe should stay but the medical team get the chop then.