Premier League ( midweek ) Games 2/3/4 March

[Blue Til Death]

Apache football!!! I've been trying to figure out just what they are trying to do

Shaw certainly looks like he’s put an Indian or two away ....

 

[Chi-town blues]

Pmsl

hahahha he is not wrong

 

[Ribchester]

BBC Live Reporting.......

21:42

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By the way if you keep texting in using different names and locations, we can see they're all from the same phone number...

Should reply ...you don’t know my address though.... and add how much are you charging for a licence nowadays

 

[mccity]

What the fook is that? It'll give me nightmares!! :(

Fernandes

 

[wolviedinho]

Ole can’t drive in the fog...abandon match :)

 

[Chi-town blues]

ole will wage a war against weather god post match just like how he did to var .

 

[Nascent Blues]

Should reply ...you don’t know my address though.... and add how much are you charging for a licence nowadays

Or simply, "Shut it nonce!"

 

[Bluemoon115]

Martin Tyler explaining how football works there.

 

[fulabeer]

Just texted my rag mate (i know)
He has been harping on at how boring we are to watch.

So i sent "Are you enjoying your "none" boring football tonight.
Answered he is "enjoying it more than City games".
"i know i said, winning 4-1 is boring"

Then he came back with a reply that actually hurt my brain.

"It's the way City play that is boring"
"They park the bus, but with the ball and pass"

What the fuck does that mean? Honestly, somebody break that down for me.

I've replied that "i think you are broken and need to lower your meds!"

 

[discopop]

Let’s face it both teams don’t deserve a point

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Shaw certainly looks like he’s put an Indian or two away ....

That was quick. I was trying to edit it as spoil cheek changed the first word

 

[ScottSinclair]

Cant believe they paid 50 million for a full-back half the planet would be a upgrade on

 

[remember arthur mann]

I always think of the canonball run when I see Shaw.

 

[the plasterer]

Ref leaving it late for the pen ain't he

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

BeeB:

86 mins

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Crystal Palace 0-0 Man Utd
Luke Shaw has been one of United's better attacking outlets tonight. Another cross is blocked for a corner.



Hahhaha....only cos he’s a fat twat

 

[Blue Til Death]

Noddy will be moaning his side were denied a penalty, even if they don’t get in the box.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I very nearly watched this match but Celebrity tipping point on ice bake off is on.

 

[smudgedj]

Incredible match.

Incredible in terms of me staying awake.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Commentator
"Shaw on the burst again"

I think that's a bit too personal.
Its more likely his shorts are too tight

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

They're confused, they don't usually play on a Wednesday...