Prisoner escape

[Mr Kobayashi]

That’s fine then, let’s just let everyone out.

Honestly this place sometimes, Jesus fuck.

Wasn't Jesus a convicted terrorist?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

This gaol break is being covered like some some kind of game show event - BBC even using a sports reporter.

This guy has just been sent after him

 

[gaz76]

In all seriousness this is a huge embarrassment for the country. He’s linked to terrorism and the Iranian state. He’s escaped dressed like a clown, from a prison into the capital city that’s absolutely covered in cctv!

If it wasn’t so serious it would be funny.

I knew Big Rish would have it in hand, here was me thinking they would be knocking off early on a Friday and not starting the search again until Monday morning

 

[hilts]

Not to worry our ‘world-leading’ Counter Terrorism people are on to it!

The police have already told us the exact areas they are looking which seems a top idea when hunting someone :-)

 

[Combat Carl]

Had to laugh when some authoritive figure being interviewed on the news basically said he's been trained so well by British services that he's so hard to find. What a kop out.

 

[andthesunshineband]

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I knew Big Rish would have it in hand, here was me thinking they would be knocking off early on a Friday and not starting the search again until Monday morning

He's likely got something in his hand!

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Can't wait for the Netflix adaptation

 

[gaz76]

"The search has moved on from the park now" they finally decided that counting to a hundred and shouting ready or not was having no effect, checked behind the slide and are now having a stake out at the petshop with high hopes

 

[fanatic1]

The food lorry and the strapping was just a diversion. The screws found his escape tunnel when they tore down his life sized porno picture of Katie Price in his cell.

You couldn't make it up. The prisoner governor at Wandworth is actually named Katie Price. Identical twins? Separated at birth perhaps?

 

[manclad]

I think it's time that either Alcatraz or maybe Devil's Island were re-opened to house these type of criminals.
Not many ever escaped from either of those 2 maximum security hell holes.
Just ask Papillon about Devil's Island.