Qualities in a partner

[Nebuchadnezzar]

On a serious note, it has to be someone chilled with realistic expectations. I've always behaved very well in relationships and have a habit of running into girls who take advantage of that and just start moaning about tiny things, such as occasional lazyness or my spending habits.

 

[BimboBob]

Tight twat.

I'm not going out with you then.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Tight twat.

I'm not going out with you then.

He can, however, crack walnuts with his buttocks.
I think you should reconsider.

 

[BWTAC]

Blind with no sense of smell.

 

[bluemc1]

shiny coat and a wet nose

 

[andyhinch]

I'm trying to work out where my brain was at when I started this, fuck it I've opened the brandy, carry on.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I'm trying to work out where my brain was at when I started this, fuck it I've opened the brandy, carry on.

So Andy to turn this topic on its head what do you think your partner likes best about you?

 

[ono]

Obviously looks play an important part so someone on your level who ain't 17 stone. That's a no no.

Also a person who you can laugh your bollocks off with and can handle five minutes with mates when I go for a piss and put up with my family staring at her wondering what's wrong her.

A blue.

No bad cat AIDS.

Oh and not Ovo.

Not only have you misunderstood the context of the other thread, you've also got me mixed up with someone else.

My ideal partner would ideally be able to understand context. And also not get me mixed up with someone else.

Who the fuck are you? I said Ovo.

I'm Ovo.<br /><br />-- Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:54 pm --<br /><br />

Not only have you misunderstood the context of the other thread, you've also got me mixed up with someone else.

My ideal partner would ideally be able to understand context. And also not get me mixed up with someone else.

Who the fuck are you? I said Ovo.

I'm Ovo.

Ok fine i'm not

 

[mscenterh750]

If she likes beer, curry, has corking norcs and likes getting bummed. She's mine.

 

[Ammy]

He likes to cook, knows how a washing machine works, has the ability to put a toilet seat down, can breath through his ears