I earn a lot of money I'm great in bed, do all the cooking (im very good)and cleaning, always put the toilet seat down, I don't argue and I'm generally nice. Most of the above is true, well one lie, can you guess what it is?BlueBearBoots said:andyhinch said:I'm trying to work out where my brain was at when I started this, fuck it I've opened the brandy, carry on.
So Andy to turn this topic on its head what do you think your partner likes best about you?
mcmanus said:Obviously looks play an important part so someone on your level who ain't 17 stone. That's a no no.
Also a person who you can laugh your bollocks off with and can handle five minutes with mates when I go for a piss and put up with my family staring at her wondering what's wrong her.
A blue.
No bad cat AIDS.
Oh and not Ovo.
andyhinch said:I earn a lot of money I'm great in bed, do all the cooking (im very good)and cleaning, always put the toilet seat down, I don't argue and I'm generally nice. Most of the above is true, well one lie, can you guess what it is?BlueBearBoots said:andyhinch said:I'm trying to work out where my brain was at when I started this, fuck it I've opened the brandy, carry on.
So Andy to turn this topic on its head what do you think your partner likes best about you?
When do I start?Ammy said:He likes to cook, knows how a washing machine works, has the ability to put a toilet seat down, can breath through his ears
Prestwich_Blue said:When do I start?Ammy said:He likes to cook, knows how a washing machine works, has the ability to put a toilet seat down, can breath through his ears
Being generally nice, isn't my best forte, I could afford to not work for 10 months, no dole just a long Holliday, some mad fuckers pay me £200 an hour to nod politely, all men are great in bed, this belief is inherently in thier DNA along with being the best driver in the world. My dear departed mum tought me to but the toilet seat down, at my age I should just sit down to piss.BlueBearBoots said:andyhinch said:I earn a lot of money I'm great in bed, do all the cooking (im very good)and cleaning, always put the toilet seat down, I don't argue and I'm generally nice. Most of the above is true, well one lie, can you guess what it is?BlueBearBoots said:So Andy to turn this topic on its head what do you think your partner likes best about you?
Well from what I've gleaned over the past couple of months you've been out if work for quite a few months so earn a lot of money? Mind you you are now living in a hotel so no cooking or cleaning going on either and as to the good in bed is that cos you stay over your own side and don't snore? That gets full marks from me haha so on that basis maybe putting the toilet seat down is the one truth? ;)
andyhinch said:Being generally nice, isn't my best forte, I could afford to not work for 10 months, no dole just a long Holliday, some mad fuckers pay me £200 an hour to nod politely, all men are great in bed, this belief is inherently in thier DNA along with being the best driver in the world. My dear departed mum tought me to but the toilet seat down, at my age I should just sit down to piss.BlueBearBoots said:andyhinch said:I earn a lot of money I'm great in bed, do all the cooking (im very good)and cleaning, always put the toilet seat down, I don't argue and I'm generally nice. Most of the above is true, well one lie, can you guess what it is?
Well from what I've gleaned over the past couple of months you've been out if work for quite a few months so earn a lot of money? Mind you you are now living in a hotel so no cooking or cleaning going on either and as to the good in bed is that cos you stay over your own side and don't snore? That gets full marks from me haha so on that basis maybe putting the toilet seat down is the one truth? ;)