Only one these is my genuine question....
1. Any chance of beating the Rags at home in the league please.
2. Stop selling cider, it's a fannies drink.
3. Can we please treat fans like fucking adults and let us take a pint to our seats.
4. Any chance the players can join in when we boo the CL anthem.
5. Gary Neville is a cünt.
6. Can over 50s have cheaper season tickets.
7. Can you move the family stand to the third tier. The little fatties could do with the walk.
8. Can you fuck the away fans off to the third tier of any stand.
9. Gary Neville is a fucking cünt.
10. Can we please have a statue of Sean Goater.