Quotes from The Office

[pirate]

"hes put my stapler in a jelly....again"

 

[twinkletoes]

Can anybody find the scene with Garteh and Simon the IT guy when he is talking about go karting. Simon the IT guy cracks me up every time.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ7ed_ODHNk[/youtube]
Funny clip...

Cheers.

I've seen him fight Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Can anybody find the scene with Garteh and Simon the IT guy when he is talking about go karting. Simon the IT guy cracks me up every time.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ7ed_ODHNk[/youtube]
Funny clip...

Am I right that Simon character is the guy that played the lawyer in 'Life's Too Short'? The mannerisms are remarkably similar, if not.

I could IMDB it, but I'd rather use the search engine that is Bluemoon.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Can anybody find the scene with Garteh and Simon the IT guy when he is talking about go karting. Simon the IT guy cracks me up every time.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ7ed_ODHNk[/youtube]
Funny clip...

Am I right that Simon character is the guy that played the lawyer in 'Life's Too Short'? The mannerisms are remarkably similar, if not.

I could IMDB it, but I'd rather use the search engine that is Bluemoon.

actually your right, yes thats him who plays the lawyer, i never spotted that - Matthew Holness

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ7ed_ODHNk[/youtube]
Funny clip...

Am I right that Simon character is the guy that played the lawyer in 'Life's Too Short'? The mannerisms are remarkably similar, if not.

I could IMDB it, but I'd rather use the search engine that is Bluemoon.

not Simon .... TIM

I was referring to the IT guy. Is he the same guy as the lawyer who was nailing the dwarf's wife in 'Life's Too Short'?

edit: just IMDb'd it - can't be arsed waiting for you fuckwits any longer - and it would appear he is.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1478358/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1478358/</a>

 

[183sash]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwXkSODdZ0[/youtube]

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

i froze your tears and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock
forever
it stays there like excalibur
are you my Arthur?
say you are

take this cool dark steeled blade
steal it, sheath it
in your lake

i drown with you to be together
must you breathe?
‘coz I need heaven

 

[Mr Partridge]

"Both my parents are dead. Well, my Dad isn't dead, he's in a home, so as good as"

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Well this thread has probably run its course, so I'm gonna make like a banana..........

.......and split.