Racist joke? Yes or no?

[Balti]

Someone texted me this joke. I laughed and sent it to another mate and he called me a racist - it's funny though.

On a night out a bloke picks up a youmg Chinese lady. When they get back to his flat the lady says "Me so horny, me do anything you like" The guy bursts out "What about a 69 then?" "Fuck you" she replies, "I'm not cooking duck in black bean sauce at this time of night!"

Wrong on so many levels. 69 is actually egg foo yung.

 

[BlueinCumbria]

not sure about this one - let me know what you think......

'We're having a masive bonfire tonight at the local Mosque if anyone fancies coming along. You'll have to keep it secret though as they don't know about it'

I fully expect to be banned now - apologies for any stress caused due to this - just had it sent to me today and thought i'd share, feel free to change mosque to church or whatever!

 

[johnny on the spot]

I wouldn't worry mate- nobody round here knows ANYTHING about racism, let alone football...

 

[PSmyth07]

Tell him to cheer up the miserable git.

 

[mr t]

I found it quite erotic until you spoilt it with the punchline.

I hope you don't work with the your second mate by the way, he sounds like the sort of pious gobshite that will get you the sack.

No I don't work with him - I work with with loads of Asians.

He's very pc.

 

[Bill Walker]

white guy goes into a pub , asked the bar man for a white coffee.

the bar man says we dont serve white coffee, only beer
do you serve black coffee?

no only beer.
white guy says , is it because i am white

bar man says yes it is you honkey mother funster
white guy cracks up and says " aye your alright you are"
bar man laughs
everyone gets on !!



by the way what would happen if there was a white only music awards similar to the MOBO'S or if there was a film called Black men cant swim ( equivilant to white men cant jump) !!

do you think there would be an uproar..............................yes me too !!



strange and unfair but i thought id put it out there !!




now i await the PC bus to arrive. fire at will !

you just dont get it do you mate.....

 

[crizack]

a woman stopped me in the street the other day and was talkin about starving people in africa and asia, AIDS, monsoons and droughts. it had all the ingredients for a good joke but i didnt get the punchline.













something about £2.50 a month.







BTW, i don't find this funny, i find the people who laugh at this funny.

 

[Dalian Blue]

My wife is Chinese - I don't think the 'joke' is racist, but now I know what she means when she says 'I no like 69...'

:)

 

[johnny on the spot]

My wife is Chinese - I don't think the 'joke' is racist, but now I know what she means when she says 'I no like 69...'

:)

ZANG!

 

[Frank Carrodus]

My wife is Chinese - I don't think the 'joke' is racist, but now I know what she means when she says 'I no like 69...'

:)

Theres only one Mimi.