Rag bucket hat song

[Gazza]

You thought it was yours
You through it was yours
30 thousand bucket hats
Then gundogan scored

or...

You thought it was yours
You thought it was yours
Til 12 seconds after kick-off
When Gundogan scored.

 

[BrianW]

Already written for us, Randy Newman, Big Hat, No Cattle.

Big Hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
Big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

All the way to Wembley
In a bucket Hat
You thought you looked Manc
But looked a fucking twat
You lived round the corner
Because you are a cockney
And Up stepped Mr Whippy
And you quickly left your seat

Zabaleta is the fucking man song

 

[ancoats]

you can leave your hat on

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

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What an absolute pack of bellends

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

What an absolute pack of bellends

What tune is that

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

or...

You thought it was yours
You thought it was yours
Til 12 seconds after kick-off
When Gundogan scored.

Ermmmm, bucket hats

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

You’ll never be Mancs
You’ll never be Mancs
You‘re cockneys in bucket hats
and shite zebra pants

Winner!

 

[93.20]

Where's your silly hats
You're a bunch of twats
Where's your silly hats
You're a bunch of twats

Chicory Tip 'Where's your mama gone'

 

[BlueRockape]

We shat in your hat
We shat in your hat
It's a bucket full of rubbish
We shat in your hat.

Just change the third line

We're man City we shat in you're hat

Side note it would be worth buying one just to shit in and post on social media