Rag Cafe in Meltdown (merged)

[pirate]

anyone read the raising the bar thread on ragcafe.
its hilarious.

my fav post is

"Like I said in the thread I got blasted for making. We're taking a small step back by getting rid of hugely experienced but stagnated players and replaced them with players that will be world beaters.

Rooney, Hernandez, Welbeck, Nani, Young, Cleverley, Anderson, Jones, Smalling Rafael and De Gea.

All 26 or under. Add to that, Pogba and Morrison. That's the neucleas of a world class team and squad for a good 5+ seasons. A few good signings along the way and we have nothing to worry about. People shit bricks when Chelsea started spending big and predicted stupid things like a decade of trophies for them. "

while what they say is actually true (I know I was shocked as well), they fail to mention that 11 of the 14 players city used yesterday were 26 or under. The only "oldies" were barry, lescot and yaya.

 

[am333]

Re: ooooh! weve got a message

jesus christ!;

"Who cares about the numbers?? We DOMINATED the first 30mins and should have made it count.. With Berbatov we would had won the game. period. "

what the fuck are you on about bringing in **** cafe quotes into here?

well I`m laughing my tits off

Well if that is domination i hope they dominate the whole PL like this for years to come.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

must saying reading RAWK's responses from during the match, this morning was lovely.

 

[Sleeping_Easy]

just reading through their matchday thread. This little gem came after balo's first goal

Yesterday, 13:53 #431 (permalink)
RedKaos
First Team Regular

Join Date: May 2007
Location: FSV Zwickau
Posts: 11,359
Great...now watch Mankini park the feckin Titanic.

 

[mekonmcfc]

I hope they win the lot this year and when they get fans from Devon turning up, that'll show em.

fuck me

this made me laugh

 

[metalblue]

Re: ooooh! weve got a message

followed by this gem;

What is strange is that even though they won 1-6, they somehow managed to achieve this whilst playing pretty dull football. You would think that if your team ran out 6-1 winners there would be some exciting stuff in there, but it seems they have the same stale syndrome that enveloped Chelski when they won the league- and still possess to this day.

Yep megging the keeper twice, three goals in 4 minutes and 'that' pass from Silva.

Really boring... love it.

yes strange they missed those great moments. it cant be just me that thought uniteds goal was a well taken effort?

And the reverse pass to milner, their game plan is largely based on the long ball to the wings and picking up corners, free kicks, or throw ins so they can press the ball - meh I'm happy with our boring football.

 

[Metal Biker]

I hope they win the lot this year and when they get fans from Devon turning up, that'll show em.

fuck me

this made me laugh

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I hope they win the lot this year and when they get fans from Devon turning up, that'll show em.

fuck me

this made me laugh

Yeah that will show us!!!

That is brilliant

"Where are you from?"
"Devon mate"
"You have really fucked my life up mate i cant celebrate us winning everything now"

 

[LongsightM13]

This thread is pure comedy gold.
Have a look on the odious Republic of Plastikia for more hilarious delusion and bottom lip wobbling.
Love it.

 

[Ricster]

Here is a song for them lot.

Enjoy :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpN_TOP9hg8[/youtube]

Received a letter just the other day,
Don't seem they wanna know you no more,
They've laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.

You're not to come and see us no more,
Keep away from our door,
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?

Our aunt, she don't wanna know she says,
What will the neighbours think they'll think,
We don't that's what they'll think, we don't,
But I will, 'cause I know they think I don't.

Our uncle he don't wanna know he says,
We are a disgrace to the human race he says,
How can you show your face,
When you're a disgrace to the human race?

They've made a commitment, you're an embarrassment,
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement,
The intention that you have booked,
Was an intention that was overlooked.

They say, stay away,
Don't want you home today,
Keep away from our door,
Don't come 'round here no more.

Our dad, he don't wanna know he says,
This is a serious matter,
Too late to reconsider,
No one's gonna wanna know ya !

Our mum, she don't wanna know, she says,
I'm feelin' twice as old, she says,
Thought she had a head on her shoulder,
'Cause I'm feelin' twice as older,
I'm feelin' twice as older.

You're an embarrassment...