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Rag Cafe in Meltdown (merged)
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quality...im sure you will have a few more tales for us in the coming weeksBufordUSABlue said:scowy68 said:The rags are wounded this week,had one wanting to scrap with me last night lol!
Driving around Buford, Georgia with my City car flag since Sunday i got the "V" sign yesterday at a red light, rather than drive after the sad fook as usual, i merely ambled along with a "Mancini Smile" until lo an behold at the next red light who was alongside me! I just held up 6 fingers )in a non-Stokie way!!) to the deluded twat who and get this.....nutted his steering wheel several times!! I damn near pissed myself!!
Oh happy days..........with more to come :-)
M18CTID
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Re: You couldn't make it up....
That's true mate. And I'm not one who subscribes to the "all City fans are decent, and all United fans are twats" viewpoint. We've plenty of lemons amongst our support too!
BoyBlue_1985 said:M18CTID said:Impeccable said:Taken from Red Cafe/A message to City fans thread....
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What is strange is that even though they won 1-6, they somehow managed to achieve this whilst playing pretty dull football. You would think that if your team ran out 6-1 winners there would be some exciting stuff in there, but it seems they have the same stale syndrome that enveloped Chelski when they won the league- and still possess to this day.
Fook me. What match was he watching??????????
Seriously, it does make you wonder whether that person was watching the game.
I don't mind United fans saying they fucking hate us and that they hope we lose every match - after all, it's a local rivalry and I'd sooner that than the patronising "I hope City do well" comments we used to hear in years gone by - but stuff like the above is delusional in the extreme.
In fairness alot of people make up fairytales after we lose a game!!
That's true mate. And I'm not one who subscribes to the "all City fans are decent, and all United fans are twats" viewpoint. We've plenty of lemons amongst our support too!
Ducado
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There is a lesson here
Don#t make bold predictions you have been warned
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/were-gonna-go-unbeaten-league-342061/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/were-gonna-go ... ue-342061/</a>
Don#t make bold predictions you have been warned
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/were-gonna-go-unbeaten-league-342061/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/were-gonna-go ... ue-342061/</a>
gaudinho's stolen car
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Ducado said:There is a lesson here
Don#t make bold predictions you have been warned
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/were-gonna-go-unbeaten-league-342061/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/were-gonna-go ... ue-342061/</a>
Fair enough but hardly led to events as monumental in their magnitude as this one though!
Claiming we are going to go all season unbeaten and then suffering the worst and most humiliating defeat i have ever witnessed, by our greatest rivals, and to suffer it at OT surely it has got be right up there!
This defeat and the manner of it will hurt for a long, long, long time!
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If they still havent opened the curtains by Friday and you can smell something odd i think its time to call the police and ambulance services.......
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not from rag cafe but from that manchester united v malcolm glazer site <a class="postlink" href="http://www.malcolmglazer.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.malcolmglazer.com/</a>
first the rag.
From red
Date 24-10-2011 9:27:43
Country not eastlands
Message Wankstain below me,tosspot,you don`t actually think your gonna beat us everytime you play United you piece of rubbish.You only got that scoreline because we had a man down.All your players you`ve signed are only there for trher oil money not for the lover of your Club history! cup in 35 years HAHAHAS fuckin SHITE.United ARE still champions and we`ll take our revenge at Everton THEN you idiot cunts.
then the blue's response.
From City6
Date 26-10-2011 15:30:08
Country Manchester
Message OK 'red' here's the rundown on your team's performance.
De Gea - £18million keeper who spent most of the time on his arse or thumping the turf. Couldn't marshall a trolley round Tesco let alone his defence. What a waste of money.
Smalling - Not at the races and nowhere to be seen for 5 of the goals.
Ferdinand - Has been. Way over the hill. Give it up now Wio. P.S. Thanks for the corner.
Evans - Utter dog shit. Always has been, always will be. May explain why he's such a fucking cheat.
Evra - Totally ineffective and went AWOL most of the time. Welbeck was in his position for the 5th. On the slide.
Anderson - Useless fat fuck totally out of his depth without a couple of superstars to carry him through the game. Barge on Richards should have been a penalty.
Fletcher - World famous in Scotland but totally overrated and also out of his depth. Nice finish for the goal though.
Nani - Just a shit Michael Jackson. Contributed fuck all to United's cause.
Young - Started OK for 10 minutes despite a despicable dive trying to get Milner booked when he didn't touch him. (Watch it again if you can). Then bottled it and went into hiding for the rest of the match.
Welbeck - Fast tracked into the England squad purely on the basis of having played a couple of games for Glory Glory ManU. Showed willing but just ran around like a headless chicken most of the time.
Rooney - Spent all game looking as though he was just thinking 'What the fuck am I doing here?'
Jones - A £20 million buy who looks worth every penny of, er, £5 million. Left for dead by Aguero for the 3rd. Come back in 5 years Phil and we'll see if you've been worth it.
Chick Pea - Looked like he was about to cry.
Ferguson - Looked what he is. A sad lonely old pisscan who's seen the future. Couldn't even be arsed to issue his team with tactical instructions. Just bollocked the senior players for not parking the bus and settling for a 3-1 defeat. What a ****!
Apart from the above I thought United did well.
first the rag.
From red
Date 24-10-2011 9:27:43
Country not eastlands
Message Wankstain below me,tosspot,you don`t actually think your gonna beat us everytime you play United you piece of rubbish.You only got that scoreline because we had a man down.All your players you`ve signed are only there for trher oil money not for the lover of your Club history! cup in 35 years HAHAHAS fuckin SHITE.United ARE still champions and we`ll take our revenge at Everton THEN you idiot cunts.
then the blue's response.
From City6
Date 26-10-2011 15:30:08
Country Manchester
Message OK 'red' here's the rundown on your team's performance.
De Gea - £18million keeper who spent most of the time on his arse or thumping the turf. Couldn't marshall a trolley round Tesco let alone his defence. What a waste of money.
Smalling - Not at the races and nowhere to be seen for 5 of the goals.
Ferdinand - Has been. Way over the hill. Give it up now Wio. P.S. Thanks for the corner.
Evans - Utter dog shit. Always has been, always will be. May explain why he's such a fucking cheat.
Evra - Totally ineffective and went AWOL most of the time. Welbeck was in his position for the 5th. On the slide.
Anderson - Useless fat fuck totally out of his depth without a couple of superstars to carry him through the game. Barge on Richards should have been a penalty.
Fletcher - World famous in Scotland but totally overrated and also out of his depth. Nice finish for the goal though.
Nani - Just a shit Michael Jackson. Contributed fuck all to United's cause.
Young - Started OK for 10 minutes despite a despicable dive trying to get Milner booked when he didn't touch him. (Watch it again if you can). Then bottled it and went into hiding for the rest of the match.
Welbeck - Fast tracked into the England squad purely on the basis of having played a couple of games for Glory Glory ManU. Showed willing but just ran around like a headless chicken most of the time.
Rooney - Spent all game looking as though he was just thinking 'What the fuck am I doing here?'
Jones - A £20 million buy who looks worth every penny of, er, £5 million. Left for dead by Aguero for the 3rd. Come back in 5 years Phil and we'll see if you've been worth it.
Chick Pea - Looked like he was about to cry.
Ferguson - Looked what he is. A sad lonely old pisscan who's seen the future. Couldn't even be arsed to issue his team with tactical instructions. Just bollocked the senior players for not parking the bus and settling for a 3-1 defeat. What a ****!
Apart from the above I thought United did well.
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<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/dzekos-first-goal-onside-342449/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/dzekos-first- ... de-342449/</a>
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Was Dzeko's first goal onside?
Not that it matters because we were beaten all ends up by then but looking at it I can't see who was playing him onside. It was weird that Sky never mentioned the fact that every one of our, admittedly appalling, on the day at least, defenders appealed but it was more or less just taken for granted it was a goal. "
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I don't care, please stop reminding of last weekend. You said it doesn't matter so why ask? "
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Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "
Ycmiu, infact most posts on that thread are funny. Bloody clueless some of them.
"padzilla
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Was Dzeko's first goal onside?
Not that it matters because we were beaten all ends up by then but looking at it I can't see who was playing him onside. It was weird that Sky never mentioned the fact that every one of our, admittedly appalling, on the day at least, defenders appealed but it was more or less just taken for granted it was a goal. "
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I don't care, please stop reminding of last weekend. You said it doesn't matter so why ask? "
"padzilla
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Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "
Ycmiu, infact most posts on that thread are funny. Bloody clueless some of them.
gaudinho's stolen car
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Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "
That's the worst thing I have ever seen.