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Rag Cafe in Meltdown (merged)
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Thatchersforearm
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savo said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "
That's the worst thing I have ever seen.
Brutal, but probably a yankie united supporter.
I disagree. An armchair fan thinking that is one thing. An £18 million Spanish International goalkeeper thinking the same - during a match - is far, far worse
Boff
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I totally disagree with the word "performance"rassclot said:not from rag cafe but from that manchester united v malcolm glazer site <a class="postlink" href="http://www.malcolmglazer.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.malcolmglazer.com/</a>
first the rag.
From red
Date 24-10-2011 9:27:43
Country not eastlands
Message Wankstain below me,tosspot,you don`t actually think your gonna beat us everytime you play United you piece of rubbish.You only got that scoreline because we had a man down.All your players you`ve signed are only there for trher oil money not for the lover of your Club history! cup in 35 years HAHAHAS fuckin SHITE.United ARE still champions and we`ll take our revenge at Everton THEN you idiot cunts.
then the blue's response.
From City6
Date 26-10-2011 15:30:08
Country Manchester
Message OK 'red' here's the rundown on your team's performance.
De Gea - £18million keeper who spent most of the time on his arse or thumping the turf. Couldn't marshall a trolley round Tesco let alone his defence. What a waste of money.
Smalling - Not at the races and nowhere to be seen for 5 of the goals.
Ferdinand - Has been. Way over the hill. Give it up now Wio. P.S. Thanks for the corner.
Evans - Utter dog shit. Always has been, always will be. May explain why he's such a fucking cheat.
Evra - Totally ineffective and went AWOL most of the time. Welbeck was in his position for the 5th. On the slide.
Anderson - Useless fat fuck totally out of his depth without a couple of superstars to carry him through the game. Barge on Richards should have been a penalty.
Fletcher - World famous in Scotland but totally overrated and also out of his depth. Nice finish for the goal though.
Nani - Just a shit Michael Jackson. Contributed fuck all to United's cause.
Young - Started OK for 10 minutes despite a despicable dive trying to get Milner booked when he didn't touch him. (Watch it again if you can). Then bottled it and went into hiding for the rest of the match.
Welbeck - Fast tracked into the England squad purely on the basis of having played a couple of games for Glory Glory ManU. Showed willing but just ran around like a headless chicken most of the time.
Rooney - Spent all game looking as though he was just thinking 'What the fuck am I doing here?'
Jones - A £20 million buy who looks worth every penny of, er, £5 million. Left for dead by Aguero for the 3rd. Come back in 5 years Phil and we'll see if you've been worth it.
Chick Pea - Looked like he was about to cry.
Ferguson - Looked what he is. A sad lonely old pisscan who's seen the future. Couldn't even be arsed to issue his team with tactical instructions. Just bollocked the senior players for not parking the bus and settling for a 3-1 defeat. What a ****!
Apart from the above I thought United did well.
Tuearts right boot
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citysix said:quality...im sure you will have a few more tales for us in the coming weeksBufordUSABlue said:scowy68 said:The rags are wounded this week,had one wanting to scrap with me last night lol!
Driving around Buford, Georgia with my City car flag since Sunday i got the "V" sign yesterday at a red light, rather than drive after the sad fook as usual, i merely ambled along with a "Mancini Smile" until lo an behold at the next red light who was alongside me! I just held up 6 fingers )in a non-Stokie way!!) to the deluded twat who and get this.....nutted his steering wheel several times!! I damn near pissed myself!!
Oh happy days..........with more to come :-)
Probably a Yank glory hunter,doubt he'll even know where England is never mind Manchester (UK)
quiet_riot
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "
That's the worst thing I have ever seen.
That's nothing, some clown who sits near me constant shouts for offside from thrown ins and goal kicks.
reddishblue
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City6 a hero
rassclot said:n
From red
Date 24-10-2011 9:27:43
Wankstain below me,tosspot,you don`t actually think your gonna beat us everytime you play United you piece of rubbish.You only got that scoreline because we had a man down.All your players you`ve signed are only there for trher oil money not for the lover of your Club history! cup in 35 years HAHAHAS fuckin SHITE.United ARE still champions and we`ll take our revenge at Everton THEN you idiot cunts.
This could be a genuine poster or a massive WUM. Either way, it's hilarious.
Bluemoonbaldboy
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Sorry if already posted but I wonder if he enjoyed it?
http://www.redcafe.net/f6/biggest-manchester-derby-ever-should-see-goals-united-victory-341935/
Talking Vulture
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I'll drink my own piss if cITEH beat us on Sunday
http://www.redcafe.net/f6/biggest-manchester-derby-ever-should-see-goals-united-victory-341935/
I was there in 89 for the 5-1 but this was better,oh so much better!
This was the game we were going to be put back in our place.Little old City were going to be shown who the real kings of football were,in front of 72 thousand muppets with their plastic bags full of goodies from the megastore and millions more watching worldwide.
Instead they were run ragged[no pun intended] and left dizzy by the blue blurs running at,around and past them!And this on their own 'Fortress Old Trafford' pitch!
It was one match against the scum i was praying for Fergie time!Another 10 minutes and it would have been 10 at least.The look of utter shock and disbelief on their players faces said it all.
To use the quote of one Scouse muppet after the charity shield,''Today we gave them a footballing lesson!''
Maybe next time you will use that pea brain to choose your words more carefully and show a little respect and humility in victory eh Wazza???
For now...............''Eat that you red twat!!!''
This was the game we were going to be put back in our place.Little old City were going to be shown who the real kings of football were,in front of 72 thousand muppets with their plastic bags full of goodies from the megastore and millions more watching worldwide.
Instead they were run ragged[no pun intended] and left dizzy by the blue blurs running at,around and past them!And this on their own 'Fortress Old Trafford' pitch!
It was one match against the scum i was praying for Fergie time!Another 10 minutes and it would have been 10 at least.The look of utter shock and disbelief on their players faces said it all.
To use the quote of one Scouse muppet after the charity shield,''Today we gave them a footballing lesson!''
Maybe next time you will use that pea brain to choose your words more carefully and show a little respect and humility in victory eh Wazza???
For now...............''Eat that you red twat!!!''
MotownBlue
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Can I ask you Brit Blues something?
Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.
Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...
...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.
Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...
Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.
Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...
...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.
Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...