LCBblue
Well-Known Member
Well you must have some, I'll start:
A vey religious catholic boy who happens to be a City fan, went to Rome to see the pope. On Friday night the Pope cam through the streets of Rome, preaching to people. When suddenly he saw a small boy in a Manchester United shirt. He stopped, put his hand on the boys shoulder and whispered something in his ear.
The little boy pushed through the crowd to get closer, and see if the Pope said anything to him. He didn't. So the City fan goes back to his hotel devastated. So the next day, in a desperate attempt to get some recognition from the Pope, the boy puts on a Man United shirt, just to see if he gets noticed.
So he pushes through the crowd once more, and the Pope stops, puts his hand on the boys shoulder, and says, "I though I told you yesterday, **** off back to London"!
Anybody got any others?? Let me hear them....
A vey religious catholic boy who happens to be a City fan, went to Rome to see the pope. On Friday night the Pope cam through the streets of Rome, preaching to people. When suddenly he saw a small boy in a Manchester United shirt. He stopped, put his hand on the boys shoulder and whispered something in his ear.
The little boy pushed through the crowd to get closer, and see if the Pope said anything to him. He didn't. So the City fan goes back to his hotel devastated. So the next day, in a desperate attempt to get some recognition from the Pope, the boy puts on a Man United shirt, just to see if he gets noticed.
So he pushes through the crowd once more, and the Pope stops, puts his hand on the boys shoulder, and says, "I though I told you yesterday, **** off back to London"!
Anybody got any others?? Let me hear them....