Rag Jokes!!!

[kunaguero10]

So Howard Webb has admitted that he shouldn't have given Utd the penalty that let them back into the game against Spurs.
When asked why he changed his mind he replied, "The cheque bounced."

love it

 

[CITYtilIdie24]

So Howard Webb has admitted that he shouldn't have given Utd the penalty that let them back into the game against Spurs.
When asked why he changed his mind he replied, "The cheque bounced."

love it

haha quality!!

 

[The InvisiBLUE Man]

A Man Utd fan dies goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt.
He knocks on the pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"I'm sorry" says St Peter, "no Man Utd fans allowed in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the man.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now fuck off you rag twat".

 

[LCBblue]

A Man Utd fan dies goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt.
He knocks on the pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"I'm sorry" says St Peter, "no Man Utd fans allowed in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the man.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now fuck off you rag twat".

Brilliany

 

[supercity36]

a rag is teaching his son how to wank. then he says "when you are 13, you can use your own cock"

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

I started this thread because this United fan I know is giving me grief and how they have got 80 mil to spend! Im gonna get him good with some of these, cheers fellas, keep em coming!

I hope your kidding ! Just tell him our owner spends that on socks and laugh at him

 

[LCBblue]

I started this thread because this United fan I know is giving me grief and how they have got 80 mil to spend! Im gonna get him good with some of these, cheers fellas, keep em coming!

I hope your kidding ! Just tell him our owner spends that on socks and laugh at him

LOL! I went a bit ott yes. Not all of it is true, though thats another thing I can say to him! Cheers fella ;P

 

[solley attwell]

what's the difference between ozzy osbourne and the rags? ozzy's still got his quad

 

[mr t]

Well it was obvious that after Real Madrid signed Kaka from Milan the tranny wouldn't be far behind - I mean we all know that every Brazilian is normally followed by an irritating twat - haha

 

[TonyGrealishstache]

Driving to work the other day, spotted a manure season ticket nailed to a tree, and I thought bonus, I'am having that - you can never have too many nails in your toolbox.