Rag Takeover

AliceAyres said:
Well we might be fucked but we keep pulling in them trophies eh fellas? Tick tock (that's the counter on the Stretford End by the way) Lol!

we were thinking of having a rag debt counter banner but the number would have been whizzing round so fast it wasn't practical.

enjoy your trophies while you can. the only way your beloved rags could ever turn a profit in the current financial year would be to sell rooney and you'd be fucked if you do and fucked if you don't. just think on that for a minute while we all fall about laughing.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
AliceAyres said:
No it doesn't. Why are we hypocrites? We go to support a football team. Owners, players, managers and staff come and go and whilst we may not agree with how the club is run we support the team on the field of play which when all said and done is what football is all about.


You are hypocrites, glaringly obvious to anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

You welcomed Michael Knighton on the pitch.

You didn't want Sky.

You let Martin Edwards take his pieces of silver.

You let it become a PLC.

You weren't happy when it was delisted.

You were happpy when racing tycoons took control.

You weren't happy when said tycoons decided to get back at Fergie and sell to the Glazers.

You are now not happy because they don't have the funds to do the job properly.

You are happy because another bunch of opportunistic businessmen sense a chance to cash in on a tidal wave of your hypocrisy, kidding you they have the club's best interests at heart.

You are a sham group of supporters, whose own sense of entitlement, leaves you bereft of any normal footballing sensibilities.

You want United to be rescued, by the very same set of circumstances that you ridicule ickle old City for.

You say you can't buy history, yet have done for more than 60 years.

Well on this occasion by old teletext red, your history is your own downfall. A giant who gorged itself to the point that the real financial predators out there couldn't resist carving you up into little pieces.

You can't buy history, well thank fuck for that, because to put into context, your going to be paying off that history for the next two generations.

And I for one, can rest easy, knowing a configuration of perfect circumstances have transpired which allows me and fellow blues to just sit back and watch you implode from within.

Holy shit Tolmie, that's classic.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Didsbury Dave said:
To put it another way...

If you choose to suck the devil's cock, one day you might have to swallow.


This analogy has previously gone down in blue moon folklore.

It will stand the test of time...bit like United's debt!

I can honestly say there is not a teletext red out there who would ever get the better of me in any discussion.

They can throw trophy after fooking trophy at me, one thing will never change.

I am City, and I know my enemy better than it knows its fooking self.

This^^^^^^^^^^^^
I can run rings around any rag I come across.
 
Damocles said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
You are hypocrites, glaringly obvious to anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

You welcomed Michael Knighton on the pitch.

You didn't want Sky.

You let Martin Edwards take his pieces of silver.

You let it become a PLC.

You weren't happy when it was delisted.

You were happpy when racing tycoons took control.

You weren't happy when said tycoons decided to get back at Fergie and sell to the Glazers.

You are now not happy because they don't have the funds to do the job properly.

You are happy because another bunch of opportunistic businessmen sense a chance to cash in on a tidal wave of your hypocrisy, kidding you they have the club's best interests at heart.

You are a sham group of supporters, whose own sense of entitlement, leaves you bereft of any normal footballing sensibilities.

You want United to be rescued, by the very same set of circumstances that you ridicule ickle old City for.

You say you can't buy history, yet have done for more than 60 years.

Well on this occasion by old teletext red, your history is your own downfall. A giant who gorged itself to the point that the real financial predators out there couldn't resist carving you up into little pieces.

You can't buy history, well thank fuck for that, because to put into context, your going to be paying off that history for the next two generations.

And I for one, can rest easy, knowing a configuration of perfect circumstances have transpired which allows me and fellow blues to just sit back and watch you implode from within.

Holy shit Tolmie, that's classic.


Cheers, matey!

I'm here all week!

It's simple really, bit like Eminem in the classic film 8 Mile. He wins out by recognising his own weaknesses and exploiting his rivals' own.

Yes, we have been the poor relation for so long.

Yes, we don't own our own stadium.

Yes, we don't have as many fans as that lot.

Yes, we do cups for cock-ups.

Yes, we haven't won a trophy in soon to be 35 years.

But I wouldn't change a fookin thing.

We have an identity with our football club.

We didn't remove the word football club from our badge.

We have been there through thin and thinner.

We kept coming even when they kept winning.

We can now smell the fear.

We are coming.

We are coming 40,000 strong.

We are going to enjoy every fooking moment of it.

We are City.
 
I can honestly say there is not a teletext red out there who would ever get the better of me in any discussion.
Yep. It's always puzzled me how these so-called fans can go around shouting their mouths off, and yet they know absolutely fuck all about football or their own club. All they ever want to talk about is what they've won in comparison to what other teams have won. Take that out of the equation and try to get them to talk pure football matters and they are royally fucked.

I've got a number of plastic rag mates and I know a fucking site more about their club than they do.
 
Oh lord above, please let this happen. If the rags think there broke now imagine what its going to be like when these penny less fund managers need to pay themselfs and their investors. Goodbye Rooney, hellow administration.
I'm of to slaughter a crockel, draw a pentangle, say a pray light a candle, flog myself and not eat meat on a friday.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
AliceAyres said:
No it doesn't. Why are we hypocrites? We go to support a football team. Owners, players, managers and staff come and go and whilst we may not agree with how the club is run we support the team on the field of play which when all said and done is what football is all about.


You are hypocrites, glaringly obvious to anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

You welcomed Michael Knighton on the pitch.

You didn't want Sky.

You let Martin Edwards take his pieces of silver.

You let it become a PLC.

You weren't happy when it was delisted.

You were happpy when racing tycoons took control.

You weren't happy when said tycoons decided to get back at Fergie and sell to the Glazers.

You are now not happy because they don't have the funds to do the job properly.

You are happy because another bunch of opportunistic businessmen sense a chance to cash in on a tidal wave of your hypocrisy, kidding you they have the club's best interests at heart.

You are a sham group of supporters, whose own sense of entitlement, leaves you bereft of any normal footballing sensibilities.

You want United to be rescued, by the very same set of circumstances that you ridicule ickle old City for.

You say you can't buy history, yet have done for more than 60 years.

Well on this occasion by old teletext red, your history is your own downfall. A giant who gorged itself to the point that the real financial predators out there couldn't resist carving you up into little pieces.

You can't buy history, well thank fuck for that, because to put into context, your going to be paying off that history for the next two generations.

And I for one, can rest easy, knowing a configuration of perfect circumstances have transpired which allows me and fellow blues to just sit back and watch you implode from within.


I need to quote this again because I am developing a man-crush on Tolmie.

Fucking hell, can we please get that post made as a sticky thread on the main forum?
 

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