Rag Takeover

[Newlunar]

I couldn't be more relaxed about this breaking news if Nick Leeson turned about to be one of these big city financiers.

 

[KenTheLandlord]

Keith Harris.

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Lost the Football League £150M and is described as being incapable of running a kebab shop.

Just gets better.

 

[Uwe Already]

You now what would really rub it in ? If we started our own campaign celebrating our good fortune in having owners with money and who are doing us such a favour.

Something Ric said the other day has been bothering me, about our owners getting pissed off with all you fractious bastards who don't know a good thing when you see one. Surely one thing we can all agree on is how lucky we are having owners like we've got. I think it would be a show of unity in the run in to have celebratory scarves say, based on the white away kit with a picture of the sheikh just by way of thank you !

Just buy a Mancini scarf, income for the club pending that chumps league book balancing farce and a good slogan - "blue and white, united are shite"

 

[sniff]

Well thats that then, the Glaziers have released an official statement saying the club isnt up for sale.

 

[sqblue]

i can see a city shirt being bought for every man, woman and child in the emirate states at the RRP of £200 each if UEFA try any nonsense.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

i hope this deal goes through!

apparently they are worth less than £800 million between them, glazier will want at least £800 million for united which puts them in debt from the off, on top of this they will have to service the £716 million debt thats piled up on united. between the dozens of them they wont be able to get anything done about this issue because they will be squableing

dont you just love karma :O)

 

[Damocles]

I'd be shocked if they had £80m between them in personal wealth. This will be another buyout using the money of banks.

 

[Ding Dong]

I think we should do our best to help them, after all Norwich have donated 3000 fans, St.Helens rugby league have donated a kit, Keith Harris is willing to donate Orvile and I hope Portsmouth FC will donate their financial advisor. After all, we did donate quite a bit to the Adam Teese fund.

 

[Damocles]

I'll donate a dildo, so that they can go and repeatedly fuck themselves.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

I'll donate a dildo, so that they can go and repeatedly fuck themselves.

i'll buy a but plug so no more of the bastards can be conceived ;)