ADE said:
mancitymick said:
Should of let him buy the car then report it a stolen
Reminded me of an old joke.
A Man City and a Rag fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the City fan "I agree" replies the Rag
The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and grabs a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
"Look" he says to the Rag, "this must be another sign from God, this bottle is not broken, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival"
He hands the bottle over to the Rag who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
"Aren't you having any?" asks the Rag. "No" replied the City fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here."
