Rags lost - put all your jokes in here

[Balti]

 

[HydeBlue]

A barcelona defender was sacked today for turning up 13 stone heavier for his medical.....................Then he realised he still had Ronaldo in his back pocket!

 

[LCBblue]

Messi's house got robbed, the police are questioning the united players as to where they were between the times of 8 and 9:30...

 

[moonies lovechild]

What do nemanja vidic and katie price have in common?

..they both regret letting that black man come inside them!

Brilliant!