southstand117
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The shitty man united went to rome to se the pope and this is what he said" BARCELONA,BARCELONA OLE OLE OLE"
LMFAO
LMFAO
Rags lost - put all your jokes in here
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Looks like some Man U fan took offence at the Open Top Bus parade being called off and took matters in his own hands
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Re: best joke txt if had so far..
Lol not bad
BB
Lol not bad
BB
A Man Utd fan dies goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt.
He knocks on the pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"I'm sorry" says St Peter, "no Man Utd fans allowed in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the man.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now fuck off you rag twat".
He knocks on the pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"I'm sorry" says St Peter, "no Man Utd fans allowed in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the man.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now fuck off you rag twat".
clairepartyring
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Alex Ferguson has blamed the defeat by Barcelona on the fact that he was missing his three best players...Mike Riley,Steve Bennett and Howard Webb !!
bluestevei
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ive just heard the terrible news that messi"s house was broken into during the game..... police have made a statement that they would like to question the man utd midfield, as they were nowwhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00
bluestevei
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anybody got a spare welder for a couple of hrs, theres a bus in manchester needs its top welding back on
bluestevei
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for sale, 150,000 printed t-shirts: MAN UTD QUINTULE WINNERS 2009. contact a. ferguson.... or apply online at <a class="postlink" href="http://www.over-" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.over-</a> confident bastards. com
Colins Bellend
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Open top bus available now join us on a "Take the piss tour " round "OUR CITY"