Rags on the tram: irony of all ironies...

[Didsbury Dave]

Nice story mate but one question. Did you bang your ex?
Just asking :-)

I never noticed that but I'm sure he did.

We've all done the "lets meet up as mates" charade.

Usually ends in sex, sometimes results in a misguided, short-lived reunion.

Always pointless, futile and ultimately hurtful for the one who got dumped....

 

[Rammy Blue]

Nice story mate but one question. Did you bang your ex?
Just asking :-)

I never noticed that but I'm sure he did.

We've all done the "lets meet up as mates" charade.

Usually ends in sex, sometimes results in a misguided, short-lived reunion.

Always pointless, futile and ultimately hurtful for the one who got dumped....

Not always pointless Dave if you manage to get your end away....

 

[Didsbury Dave]

True Rammy. I've done it on quite a few occasions when I was younger.

A bit of a guilty, hollow feeling in the morning...but at least your sacks are empty. And sex with an ex is usually really good.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

BTH,are you an author by any chance.
dam fine story.

Yeah, but it didn't have the happy ending I was anticipating!

 

[daveduke67]

BTH,are you an author by any chance.
dam fine story.

Yeah, but it didn't have the happy ending I was anticipating!

So you did have sex with her and not her hottie sister?

 

[blueH1969]

Nice story mate but one question. Did you bang your ex?
Just asking :-)

n1,i really did lol as i read that cheers

 

[Cheshire Blue]

True Rammy. I've done it on quite a few occasions when I was younger.
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Can you remember that far back Dave? :-)

 

[Didsbury Dave]

True Rammy. I've done it on quite a few occasions when I was younger.
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Can you remember that far back Dave? :-)

Just about, CB. We used pig's bladders as contraception.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

True Rammy. I've done it on quite a few occasions when I was younger.
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Can you remember that far back Dave? :-)

No way i'd have sex with my ex. Saw her in the street after about 20 years. She used to look like Kelly Brook. Now it's more like Mel Brook.

 

[LongsightM13]

One of my favourite hobbies when I find myself in town on days that the Rags are at home is sending the tourist twats to all obscure areas of the city centre and beyond in the opposite direction of the swamp.
My favourite was sending six Hugos and Harveys from the Home Counties, each clutching a Rag megastore carrier bag, off towards Ardwick Green in search of Piccadilly Station — which they were already stood outside.
They asked me 'is this Piccadilly' and I said 'No lads this is Oxford Road, you need to go about a mile that way', pointing them down towards the Apollo. And off they went, the stupid twats