Random stuff you'd ban if you could

[BimboBob]

Any word containing the letter 's'.

Like lisp?

As in..."I'm a bit backward and speak with a lisp"?

 

[mccity]

Like lisp?

As in..."I'm a bit backward and speak with a lisp"?

I'm making my judgement on how a word would be written in a dictionary.

No loophole to worry about here!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Psittacosis.

 

[mikemcfc]

Looks like one doesn't it? There are a few of them in there, without burning the shed down what should I do other than the obvious not look at it in the eyes etc?

leave them to do their job of eating the flying things that want to eat you.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

No one should be made a knight unless they can demonstrate the ability to fight on horseback while wearing full armour. They should also have to rescue at least one damsel from a tower and slay at least one (large) dragon. Preferably one that breathes fire and can fry your bollocks at fifty yard's range.

I'd've LOVED to have seen "dear dear Johnnie Gielgud" do this.

"Dear boy, I just couldn't.
Take your godforsaken knighthood, and shove it.
I'll die for my art, not for a glorified broach and a title.

Where's my ottoman? I need a lay down"

 

[Blue Potato]

Oversized crisp packets that turn out to be half empty when you open them.

People pushing to get on trains/tubes before everyone getting off at that stop has done so.

 

[mikemcfc]

Monday Night Football
Friday night games
Sunday games, especially the last game of the season

Should all be Saturday, especially the last game of the season

And the manipulation of said scheduling so that a certain team gets the worst of it.

 

[peoffrey]

People pushing to get on trains/tubes before everyone getting off at that stop has done so.

Bank Station during rush hour was hell on earth. Northern line to Central line.

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Quad bikers especially during lockdown.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Like lisp?

As in..."I'm a bit backward and speak with a lisp"?

Yer mean 'lithp'?