You're all being very, very harsh on Wreck-It. How the hell can he be expected to get his ideas across so quickly when they are designed for the very highest claibre of player? A reasonable comparison would be perhaps putting Rommel in place of Captain Mainwaring, trying to restyle the rag-tag Dad's Army gang of home guarders at Warmington on Sea. He'd be bound to struggle to get his methods across. So, have some sympathy guys.
And now, the fans are starting to get restless as "They don't like it up 'em!" They just need to be a little more patient - and we, as good neighbours, should be doing everything we can to assist Wreck-It in his mission. Poor guy - he's bitten off a bit more than he can chew, so, have a heart guys. That VW bus is coming our way in just a few more weeks, and we don't want it to be just parked on our grass, do we? Let's cheer him on when we're not playing - after all, he seems to be following Ole's example of giving us a good laugh pretty regularly.
Listen up for that friendly little noise coming our way very, very soon ....
Parp parp!!