Real Life Petty Enemies

[johnny on the spot]

I've also got a neighbour who is an absolute wanker.

Washes his red Audi A3 FOUR TIMES A WEEK and lets the water run into the street where it's allowed to freeze and makes the older folk on our street fall on their arses.

 

[yeseye]

We live in a small village.

The village is in Norfolk.

Everyone is a ****.

I hate everyone in this village who doesn't live in our house.

Petty? It goes with the territory.

You're not the only 'GAY' in this village by any chance are you?

 

[kaz7]

next door's kid's and their bloody footballs!several times a day especially in the hols, can i have my ball back.got fed up so said today is the last day so take care not to do it-no need to keep doing it as we both have 200ft gardens!world war 3 erupted but i have stuck to my guns and rarely do i get them over so as a result i reward them and chuck them back,but me and the mum are now mortal enemies

 

[Lavinda Past]

We live in a small village.

The village is in Norfolk.

Everyone is a ****.

I hate everyone in this village who doesn't live in our house.

Petty? It goes with the territory.

You're not the only 'GAY' in this village by any chance are you?

That's the worst chat-up line I've ever heard....






















Interested then..?

 

[the mystery illness]

I've also got a neighbour who is an absolute wanker.

Washes his red Audi A3 FOUR TIMES A WEEK and lets the water run into the street where it's allowed to freeze and makes the older folk on our street fall on their arses.

he sounds alright , and i only wash it THREE times a week , only four if the forecast is below zero.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

She justs seems fake. She'll ask you a uestion but it's as though she's read a book on how to act with people and is following a guidebook. As soon as you go to speak, you can tell she's not interested in your answer. I'd rather she didn't bother then I wouldn't get wound up by the weird woman.

Pretty much the sort of person I take a dislike to as well, although I do consider possible reasons why I feel I'm not being listened to (like nervousness, but exclude that if it is clear it is just the way the person is, or cultural). Those people and those who dislike me for no fathomable reason. Oh, and United players, manager and apologists.

 

[bluegirl74]

I have an irrational dislike of someone I work with. No matter what he does or how he does it I just want to show him up for the tosser he is. But luckily he saves me a great deal of time and effort for doing it for me most of the time! He even annoyed me by asking if I wanted a brew today...

 

[Cellarite]

next door's kid's and their bloody footballs!several times a day especially in the hols, can i have my ball back.got fed up so said today is the last day so take care not to do it-no need to keep doing it as we both have 200ft gardens!world war 3 erupted but i have stuck to my guns and rarely do i get them over so as a result i reward them and chuck them back,but me and the mum are now mortal enemies

No, no, no, no no karen. This simply won't do. You are stopping the progression of our beautiful game. Be nice to the lad. Tell him to get the ball himself in future but tell him to try not to let it in to many times. Have a laugh and question is skills if he can't keep the ball in his own garden. You sound a bit of a dragon.

 

[Barcon]

I've also got a neighbour who is an absolute wanker.

Washes his red Audi A3 FOUR TIMES A WEEK and lets the water run into the street where it's allowed to freeze and makes the older folk on our street fall on their arses.

Washes his car in the winter? Moronic.
Owns a red car? Gay.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

My Neighbour. That is all.